1) I don’t understand. Am I being stupid?
2) No, you’re being a man, which is sometimes the same thing.
Call my wife, will you, and tell her I’m on my way home? And tell her thank you. For what? We don’t have any children.
Daddy, daddy, a sister locked in the bathroom. What sister? I don’t know her name yet, but she can’t get out and we can’t get in and it’s my turn!
Do you want this baby? Yes very much so. You see this baby won’t have to worry if it’s a Beardsley or a North.
Ethan: (While Frank gets for a date) Admiral?
Frank: Ethan, do you know that you can call me dad?
Ethan: Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mom?
Frank: I don’t think so, it’s just a blind date.
Otter: She can’t see?!
Ely: Can she navigate using sonar, like a bat?
Frank: Hey, why don’t you guys go swimming in the bathtub?
Kids: Aye-aye, sir!
Frank, I’m nervouse. Relax I had a nice long talk with the children, they’re going to love you. (Wham) Who locked the door?
Have the fashion police caught up with you?
Homes are for free expression, not for good impression.
I hate to use the word adonis. But there is no other way to describe him.
I look like a teeny bopper!
I’m legal!
I’ve got a message for Larry. You tell him this is what it’s all about. This is the real happening. If you want to know what love really is, take a look around you. It’s giving life that counts. Until you’re ready for it, all the rest is just a big fraud. All the crazy haircuts in the world won’t keep it turning. Life isn’t a love in, it’s the dishes and the orthodontist and the shoe repairman and … ground round instead of roast beef. And I’ll tell you something else: it isn’t going to a bed with a man that proves you’re in love with him; it’s getting up in the morning and facing the drab, miserable, wonderful everyday world with him that counts.
If I’m a sex maniac, then I’m the most frustrated sex maniac in the world!
Is this the Bearsly’s new place? We’ve come to deliver the babies. Oh have a heart, can’t you leave them on somebody else door step?
It was a typical wedding. Enemies of the bride on the right. Enemies
of the groom on the left.
It’s art!
Mom gets married, we get drafted.
Santa Claus has been here! Santa Clause has been here!
So in we marched. The bride, the groom, a bottel of champaing, and 16 children.
This ones for Aunt Helen, and that’s for Uncle Daddy!
We voted last night and we unanimously voted Helen North Beardsley as our Mother – For life!
Well, I’m thinking of joining the Marines and that would drive him out of his skull.
What happen to the key? It fell out and the lights fell out and I cna’t find it. Well Light you candle. I came in here befor the candles. All right, I’m going to put a match throuhg the key hole. You light, find the key and open the door olay? Okay. Okay you see the match? Yes. Got it? Uh-hu. We’ll light it. I cna’t. Why not? Mommy won’t let me paly with matches. HELEN!
You mean he doesn’t know about us? Well of course he does darling! All of us? Oh mother that’s so romantic! You lied to him! I did not lie to him! I just didn’t have the nerve to tell him the whole truth! Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children! What’s a liaison? An affair. That’s what I thought. Me too.
Your Irish coffee is winking at me.
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