DEXTER:Alan! Take your finger out of your nose! What did I tell you
about that shit? Now,suck it! Suck it!
GARY COOTER(reading his English poem):Chicks. Sometimes I feel like
I’m so much above them. And sometimes I feel like I’m so much below
them. Sometimes I hate them. And sometimes I love them. But if I was
a caveman,I think I’d just club them.
. And sometimes I feel like I’m so much below
‘um. Sometimes I hate ‘um. And sometimes I love ‘um.
GARY COOTER(reading his English poem):Chicks. Sometimes I feel like
I’m so much above them. And sometimes I feel like I’m so much below
them. Sometimes I hate them. And sometimes I love them. But if I was
a caveman,I think I’d just club them.
Smile!
THE PRICIPAL:Oh,Dexter? Keep this to yourself. DEXTER:Always do. I got
a file in my head,two-feet thick,about a whole lot of things that you
do,that I keep to myself.
You ain’t shittin, Mr. Einstein!
Your mother made her speciality, Spam with creamsauce!
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