Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:   I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a … Read more
  Here are a few more of Steve Wrights funny sayings:   You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. Two babies … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. I am so eager to mate you! Please execute me for being late. Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence? I am sorry I am later. It took me ten minutes … Read more