1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins. 2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. All over Europe people wanted more animal hair. The Hudson Bay company was found in the Canada woods. Fur hunters catch furry animals, wash them, and dry them, and then sell them for women who … Read more
These are actual answers from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. “When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.” “H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water” “To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon … Read more