These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. Clients were asked for a brief statement describing their particular car accident, and this is what they wrote. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. (Snorkling and Skydiving bloopers and mistakes) I know how to sky dive in the ocean. You have to put big bottles on your back so you can have good breath. You should have big rubber … Read more
June 23, 2008. NOTE: We put this post up last year- a collection of some of the best and most inspired quotes and jokes by George Carlin. The term “comic genius” is thrown around a bit too much, but he definitely earned the title.  That we won’t have more brilliant thoughts coming from him is … Read more