These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s. “Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.” “Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat.” “Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose … Read more
 June 23, 2008. NOTE: We put this post up last year- a collection of some of the best and most inspired quotes and jokes by George Carlin. The term “comic genius” is thrown around a bit too much, but he definitely earned the title.  That we won’t have more brilliant thoughts coming from him is … Read more
“I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.†– soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile†player. Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.†Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music. “I’ve never had major … Read more