Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld’s funniest routines:   I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. When turtles are afraid, they can stick their head into themselves and disappear. A bottom dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms. Do you know what “elevation†means? Yes. It means we all … Read more
  Here are some funny resume mistakes:   “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” “Education: College, August 1880- May 1984.” “Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.” “Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.” “I’m a rabid typist.” “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.” Reasons … Read more