These are actual fortune cookie fortunes. Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas. You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly. Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment. You will gain admiration from your pears. You will receive a fortune cookie. Never wear your best pants when … Read more
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These are actual expressions, primarily from the Southern United States. Many of these colloquialisms are fading away, as they aren’t often continued by younger generations. But many of us have fond memories of hearing many of these funny sayings and expressions back when we were knee high to a bull frog. My grandmother used many … Read more