1) Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don’t stop dropping until the act is completed. So it’s not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and … Read more
  These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:   “Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” -Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters “Sure. I’m proud to be an American.” -Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare. … Read more
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. … Read more