Some of the funniest celebrity bloopers and quotes:   Classic Arnold: “The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.†– Arnold Schwarzenegger Honorary Doctorate: “I have an honorary doctorate at, uh.. oh god, where is it, some college [the University of Massachusetts at Amherst].†– … Read more
An Inspirational Speech to the Nation By George W. Bush Compiled entirely out of actual Bush quotes, by InnocentEnglish.com My Fellow Americans, During these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings.1 I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn … Read more
  Funniest Bush quotes for 2004 are:   10) “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.” —Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004 9) “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” —Washington, … Read more