Movie Quotes from 40 Year Old Virgin, The: Quotes from the movie 40 Year Old Virgin, The

b “Houston, we have one.” “You look like a man-o-lantern.” (Kid)Do you have any extra large condoms? (Dad)Ohh,shut up Scottie you have a tiny penis. (Kid)I’d tap that (Dad)Oh. you’d tap that you think your cool with your jew fro (Looking at her thong) There’s something wrong with her underpants…. -Is it true if you … Read more

Movie Quotes from 40 Days and 40 Nights: Quotes from the movie 40 Days and 40 Nights

*fake moaning* What the fuck was that? 1)today at the coffee house they were officaily sponsoring hot women wereing no bras 2)hot women? 1)i mean hot hot women A flower!? Was it a vibrating flower? A: Hey Bagel Guy B: You know my name And my last boyfriend actually thought he was…a bus. Do you … Read more