1:It worked! 2:No it didn’t work!! You blew it. 1:What do you mean, it exploded didn’t it? 2:It was supposed to be blue, the water was supposed to be blue. 1:I know, I know, but look at it this way Schwab got real wet and I think he lost a tooth. 2:But you didn’t use … Read more
(1) You must represent darkness, evil and godless communism. (2) You forgot: ugly, lazy and disrespectful. (Singing) Ska, Ska, Ska. Jamaica Ska. 1) Connie, can I ask you one question? 2) I’ve been waiting 20 years. 1) What the hell is a Kahuna anyway? Is it good to have a big one? 1) Okay, but … Read more
#1 What do all men want? #2 He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman and tie him up with the golden lariet and force him to tell the truth? #1 No, just dinner Philip. #1 Hey you’re big and fat! #2 Yeah, you’re short and ugly. Here’s a pencil. #1 That’s a lovely … Read more