Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it… of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line. here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
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Page topic: sweet pickup lines: A collection of the best sweet pick up lines and chat up lines.
guy- “will you help me study ?”
girl- “sure.what do you have to study?”
guy- “everything about you”
I LIKE POTATOES. ARE YOU ONE!!?!?!?!????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!
Are you the sun, because you brighten my day.
You can fall off a building,you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way is to fall in love with me.
Baby your so fine i wish i can plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll
Hi!I have a test on the female anatomy tomarrow.
And i was just wondering.
Would you help me study?
do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror towards them)
do you know what i did last night?
i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you !
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
:)
those better be space pants because your ass is out of this world
(scans girl with scanner) just what i thought… priceless.
Guy:Ouch
Girl:what happend
Guy:i think cupid hit me with one of his arrows cause i think i fell in love at first site
guy- excuse me…(pull out the back of her shirt or sweater to see the tag inside…and then say “thats what i thought…. made in heaven”
Are you a library card cuz BABY i’m checkin’ you OUT!! :D <3 MY FAVE..
is your name summer? cause your hott.
this is soo awsome !@#$ AWSOME
dude i love u
if i had to choose between breathing and loving you, id take my last breath to say i love you
baby, if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking in an endless garden
If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
Im a math freak me plus you equals love.
i will buy you a dozen roses 11 real and 1 fake an love you until they all die
I thought there were only seven wonders of the world don’t u make it eight
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause i see my face in them.
guy says: hey…
Girl says: heyyy…
Guy says: I just thought that you deserved to be told that your the most beautiful girl/women ive ever seen.
dam girl your fine
guys says:u know what?ur like a google.
girl says:whoa why??
guys says:coz all that i’ve searching for is in you. :)
I can’t beleive your existance is true that you are the same beatiful girl who was in my dream for years.
girl:do you have a bandaid?
guy:no..why?
girl: cause i just fell for you
He had 12 roses 11 were real and 1 was fake, he said, “I’ll love you till the last one dies.”
Guy: Next time i see you wear Sunglasses
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because when i look in your eyes im speechless.
if i could minipulate the abc’s i would have U and I make love.
girl i got my libary card right here and im checking you out
Do you have to go to the bathroom….cause your eyes are the prettiest color of pee ive ever seen!…..its for edward lol
sorry people, but this is absolutely nonsense and will never work on a smart and attractive woman. NEVER.. maybe even not if you were george clooney. stop goofing around in your idealistic romantic phantasy and come back to reality and start doing things that bring RESULTS. dont fool yourself and others
“I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I Pik-A-Chu??”
One of my faves!
:D
P.S.(If you don’t get it. Then you’ve never seen Pokemon!)
this is stupid
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see me in your pants
this is awesomew
I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I
Pik-A-Chu??
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a
piece of heaven.
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had
died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very
much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I
would be walking through my garden forever.
okay seriously kion get over yourself, you dont seem like a fun person that anyone would be around, if you cant even take a joke about this?youuur gayyy! :p
Guy says:I bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you with out ever touching your lips.
Girl Responds: I bet you can’t.
Shake.
Guy leans in slowly to kiss girl, and actualy kisses the girl.
Guy says:It was worth every penny.
Guy hands girl money.
you do that, she will be like puddy in your hands, promise.
Doesn’t matter if these work or not, people like to mess around and use them anyway. =P DUHH.
Please don’t leave, if you do I will have to report you to the police…because you stole my heart.
if i could rearange the alpabet i would put u and i together
do you have a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.
Guy: hey look a star make a wish
Girl: ok i made my wish, what was yours?
Guy: (looking at the girl) I would make one, but my wish has already come true!