Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys

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Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it…  of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line.  here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so  can I buy you a drink?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

 

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210 thoughts on “Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys”

  2. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

  17. lol. at above ^^

    well,i’m a girl, and here’s mine (found somewhere in net)-
    walk by the person you’re attracted to.
    girl: Hey, did you just touch my ass?! [looking angry]
    boy: No.
    girl: No? damn!

    lol.

  20. are you currently involved in an intimate relationship with a member of the opposing sex? (after initial silence laughter will ensue)

  22. if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i in the same spot cuz if they werent there people would get realy confused but can we still go out anyway

    (makes em laugh and always works)

  25. Hey, Did you notice how there were no stars up in the sky last night? Yeah, well, i came up with a theory that they all went in your eyes…

    :D

  33. guy:hey
    girl: hey
    guy stares at girl
    girl: can i help you?
    guy: sorry your so beautiful i forgot my pick up line
    :D i love that one

  34. *yawn* Sorry, im a little tired because I was up all night counting the stars for every reason I love you…It was going good, until I ran out of stars

  40. Here’s a few:
    I thought angels had wings?

    Are you a pirate? cuz you have the golden booty.

    I told my mom I’m going to my friends house, wanna be my friend?

    I don’t think you’re wearing a push-up bra, I could make a good substitute.

  43. If you say one of these pick up lines to a girl, the actual line won’t work but the fact that it’s funny might, if she’s cool. Then you’re in.

  48. Hey duude theirs some
    good ones out their but
    then in the other hand theirs
    some retarded one’s and i’ve seen
    alot that repeat them selfs…

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