Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys

by

Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it…  of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line.  here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so  can I buy you a drink?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

 

Page topic: sweet pickup lines: A collection of the best sweet pick up lines and chat up lines.

210 thoughts on “Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys”

  6. Guy – “if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you, i would only have one”
    Girl – “What? why only one?”
    Guy – “Because you never leave my mind”

  8. guy: when did you grow those?
    girl:grow what??/
    guy: those wings you beautiful angel :D best one always works for me ha

  18. Yeah its how you use the pickup line , you can just tell the girl , your going to use it and then use it. Either way she will get what your trying to do , if she doesnt leave you then then she liked it , or if she tells you other wise!!

  20. haha, pick-up lines r funny depending on which ones they r. LOL, even though pick-up lines may not work they’re hilarious! And fun to read when your bored ^_^

    Guy: You know what?
    Girl: What?
    Guy: I don’t know, I just wanted you to talk to me ;D

    ~No idea y i even put dis up here??? LAME! I know :) That’s what i’m here for!^_^ ~ lol

  22. I dont really know how to say this but from on the girls here your the one that captured my attention. So how abou a drink?

  30. i tried “i would buy you a drink but i would be jealous of the glass” and “your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine and they always work…….you just have to say it with confidence

  32. To the idiots that say this stuff doesnt work. FAIL!!

    I used one 8 years ago on someone and we’re STILL together. Just because you’re a loser doesnt mean that everyone else is.

    oh by the way… here is the one I used….

    “I’m just a love pirate lookin’ for some booty.”

    Stupid but it works if your delivery is good and timed out.

  35. My friends over there (point at them) bet me $100 that I don’t have balls to talk to the prettiest girl in this place, do you want to help me spent their money with drinks?

  39. does GOD remove angels wings?(boy)
    idk(girl)(idk means i dont know)
    then where are your wings?(boy)
    {im gonna try it 2mroow nd tell yall my outcome

  41. guy:(ask girl) How many letters are in the alphabet?
    girl: 26???
    Guy: I thought there was 21?
    Girl: woah……. NO!
    Guy: Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T

  47. Guy: I think I’m must be gay
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: Cuz when I’m around you I can’t think straight
    HA!! :P

  49. guy: did it hurt?
    girl:did what hurt?
    guy:when you fell from heaven
    girl:AWWWWWWW
    guy: cause ur face is really messed up LOL

Leave a Comment