Emo Philips jokes

Daily Quick Break: December 17, 2007: The Best of Emo Philips

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I once had a large gay following, but … Read more

The Best of Emo Philips

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. … Read more