Politics and Government

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. China is slowly becoming a flea market economy. The second Word War had much propaganda I am so tired of police violins! At that time, one of the most important weapons was the rocket lawn … Read more

Parents

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. Bloopers and mistatements from ESL students about their mothers and fathers. (Don’t say these things about your Momma!) My mother is an inferior decorator. My father is a highly rank government official. My mother wants … Read more

Other Funny English Mistakes From Around the World

From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students: My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes. On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel: Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind! A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could … Read more