Funny Peter Kay jokes: Quotes, questions and one liners from comedian Peter kay

Here are some funny Peter Kay Comedian quotes, questions and one liner, by comedian Peter Kay. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem? Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said – ‘Sticks … Read more

Daily Quick Break: January 5, 2008: Best lines 6: More of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some more of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost. If … Read more

Funny Universal Truths

Here are some funny universal truths: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. Reading when you’re drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel … Read more