Great Quotes: The Best Top Funny, Clever, Witty Quotes

Here are some of the top great witty quotes, funny quotes and best clever famous quotes. The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good. ~Polish Proverb It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. ~Ben Bergor Graduation … Read more

More funny quotes & jokes by stand up comedians

“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive.  Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, … Read more