Steve Wright quotes

Wrightisms: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

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    Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:     I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a … Read more

The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

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    Here are a few more of Steve Wrights funny sayings:     You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. Two babies … Read more