Why did the chicken cross the road

Daily Quick Break: January 14, 2008: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?   PARIS HILTON: Huh? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BUDDHA: Asking this question … Read more

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?   PARIS HILTON: Huh? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the … Read more