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Here’s another fun thing for kids to listen to: The Sneeze Song is a funny youtube video and kids song. Have you ever sneezed and not had a kleenex around? This silly and short kids song is about that. Nobody really knows what to do with a sneeze after you snoze! A Tissue is where it goes, but...

Funny kids song and youtube video: The Dentist Song. This is a funny song about going to the dentist, and then not being able to talk, or sing, for a while because your mouth is numb. It’s a sing along video so you can sing along- if you can make your mouth sound numb. It’s a funny children’s...

Here’s a funny children’s youtube video and song about a duck.  it’s actually a duck story- a joke, put into song form. It might be fun to watch with someone else, and see if you can guess where it’s headed. Anyway, A funny video and song for kids and adults. Waddle waddle! [youtube...

get off the phone! your whore is here! whore! we are on to you wife beater All my life I heard of black men being killed because of white girls. No one can really understand what happens between a man and a woman – we communicate silently, like cockroaches have for 50 million years. Page Topic:...

Girls! That’s what the public wants! Goodbye Dixie. So long comic. The only date I make with a comic is the Sunday funnies. When I dress for a date with you, it’ll be a suit of armor and brass knuckles. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lady of Burlesque’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lady of Burlesque’

She shouldn’t try to be the top man. She’s not built for it. She’s flying in the face of nature. This is the end! The absolute end! You ever see one of those brick houses? When you get close to it, the brick’s not real at all, but just painted on. The big executive pose of hers is the same thing....

Angel: I don’t belong to anyone. KEEP YOUR PAWS OF MY BOY HEY PAWS OF MY PA Listen you don’t belong on the street. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure’

1: What is this mom? 2: Peanut butter and jelly 1: What kind of jelly? 2: Zucchini jelly 1:Why are you telling me this? 2: Because you’re an honest woman, and I’m being honest with you. If you want me to treat you like a dumb twit I will, but what’s the point? Cher Don’t you think its late in the...

(Alexia in Hayley’s body) You may have my looks, body, and breasts… but you are NOT me! (Hayley as Alexia and Alexia as Hayley, when they find out they switch)1#.Alexia in Hayley’s body: Wish us back!!!!!2#.Hayley in alexia’s body: I don’t think that’s possible Hayley!!!! 1#. I think it is Hayley!!...

You create allegiance above your sworn allegiance to protect humanity. You shall not care for them or acknowledge their pain. There lies the madness. This film starred John Slater and the original Dr Who actor, William Hartnell. My Dad doubled for Slater in the scene where they have the fight in...

Rome is simply marvelous. A kind of jungle – humid and beautiful, loud at times, peaceful at others. It’s a place where you can hide behind the foliage. The public demands exaggeration. You know what ages a man…boredom. You know what Shakespeare always said, don’t you? Exaggeration’s better than no...

Exsercise gives you andophants andophants make you happy happy people just don’t shoot their husbands , they just dont Sarah: You’re a worm aren’t you? Worm: Yeah, that’s right. Sarah: You wouldn’t by any chance know how to get through this Labyrinth would you? Worm: Who me? Naw, I’m just a worm....

America the Beautiful. And the last thing he said to me, ‘Rock,’ he said, ‘sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Rock,’ he said, ‘but I’ll know about...

-Do we really hurt them by killing them? -It’s a good start. Be careful with the car, pal. It’s a classic. It’s all part of the grand design! Junior! The nut cracker. Pink Cadillac. Thank you, Mr. Acavano. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Wise Guys’: Quotes from the movie ‘Wise Guys’

1)Reciting:’Who is this that comes like a pillar of smoke out of the wilderness, perfumed with myrrh & frankincense? The joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of a cunning craftsman.’ You read. 2)Reading: ‘Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet & they mouth is comely, the smell of thy...

I got sixty million bucks riding on that ship, kiddo, and you leave her like a Friday-night hooker. My name is Nicholas Kegan. My father owns this place. Where were you on February 22nd, 1960? You can’t protect anyone against a nut. You think you got those votes on your good looks? I bought them...

–Oh, if I were as cynical as you, I’d hang myself. –I’d be too cynical to trust the rope. Did I ask to be born? Did I? How can a guy be happy and broke at the same time? Knock on any door, and you may find Nick Romano. Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

Better to be a cyborg soldier than a cyborg slave… Or worse. March to Taos, capture the humans, harvest their blood. Then help me gather up these pumpkinheads without killing them. When I say cool me, cool me. Within your heart all dreams are possible. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Knights’:...