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Here is the official movie trailer for Cloverfield. It has a lot of buzz, in part because the makers were able to keep its secrets so well guarded. What does the monster look like? What about the smaller flea crab like monsters? The lice? How does the monster look in the footage? how’s the CGI?Â...

The Dark Knight trailer, the teaser for the second Batman movie, is generating a lot of interest, with millions of views on youtube. I remember Christian Bale from “Empire of the Sun” and he was amazing. I had wondered what happened to him, and missed him in Little Women, and then suddenly a...

The Official Iron Man Movie Trailer has been eagerly awaited, and now that it’s here there’s a lot of interest in it. The always superb Robert Downey Jr plays Ironman, an arrogant, self centered military weapons developer who ends up designing an incredible, indestructible suit to help the...

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. — Alfred A. Knopf Wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were made instead by something ignorant in the human heart. — John Knowles The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a...

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How Scoring works for guys in the relationship game. If you are like most guys, how well you are scoring with your girlfriend or partner or wife seems to be pretty random sometimes. You haven’t yet quite figured out how the scoring works in the relationship game. So, here is a quick guide to...

Here are some more really funny sayings, witty quotes, cute and clever bumper sticker quotes,  and interesting thoughts. Some are pretty funny, a few are hilarious, some are painfully true, and some are clever and witty. (and of course, some of these are pretty stupid sayings and dumb sayings...

  Here are some very funny Simpsons quotes, lines and sayings, from The Simpsons TV show. Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Â...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. We’ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isn’t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Here’s a...

One of the first reviews of the movie Cloverfield. Here is probably one of the first reviews of the movie Cloverfield, since it was “leaked”. (though it probably won’t make it onto Rotten Tomatoes.) A friend of mine has been living in Hollywood for a few years now. A struggling screen writer, she...

Here are the top 5 reasons Obama will NOT be chosen as Hillary’s vice president: There is starting to be some talk about good vice president matches for the candidates. Some are asking, how about Obama for Hillary’s VP, if she gets the nomination? That simply will not happen. Here are 5...

Best Famous Quotes by: Helen Merrell Lynd, Robert Lynd, Robert Staughton Lynd, J. Russel Lynes, Bill Lyon, Kay Lyons, Lyster, Richard Moss, M.D., Hamilton Mabie, Douglas MacArthur, General Douglas MacArthur, Mary MacCracken, Niall MacDermot, George MacDonald, John D. MacDonald, Ross MacDonald,...

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Best Famous Quotes by: Ninon de Lenclos, Marie Leneru, Lenin, John Lennon, Annie Lennox, Jay Leno, John Leonard, Leonard, Mike Leonard, Thomas Leonard, Giacomo Leopardi, Aldo Leopold, Ursala Lequin, Harriet Lerner, Max Lerner, Stanislaus Lescynski, Shane Leslie, Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse,...

The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically known in municipal interviews as refusing to commit oneself. — Stephen Butler Leacock Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it in 5. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. —...