Innocent English

#1-Admit it, you are better than I am. #2-Then why are you smiling? #1-Because I know something you don’t know. #2-And, what is that? #1-I am not left handed. #1-Has it got any sports in it? #2-Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love,...

( chasing away the goblins)there’s a spark inside us that we can all ignite and all that’s dark inside us will flicker into light But I don’t have a great, great, great, great, great grandmother. ha ha ha Here, have some more wine Just follow the yarn, you will find your own magic if only you...

–It’s an art form to hate New York properly. –No, it’s a cliche. I never stop smiling.I smile all the time I’ve got to find a nice Jewish boy…you guys are KILLING me! Just because I don’t know how to cook doesn’t mean I don’t know how to eat. live or let die Places that belong to you. Teenagers by...

1) The punishment for which is… 2) DEATH!!! 1) We hesitate to say it. 1)guards! There is, is a man tied up in my room! Well….Look into it! 2) Right away Prince Moses! 1)the weak link in the chain! That’s what he called me 1. I do not know this god, neither will I let your people go. 2. But...

1)Could you please put a shirt on or something? 2)If you’re going to be a doctor, you’re going to have to get used to naked men. 1)Oh, right, yes, how do you say it colloquially? Um, yo dog, there’s a party kicking at my crib if you want to roll down there with me. 2)That was just sad, don’t ever...

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(Reading note): *Dear Miss (name), I hope it will be convenient for you to see me in my office this afternoon at 4:15. Emily Mackay.* Four fifteen. Not four, not four thirty, but four fifteen. Hm. She thinks to intimidate me by the use of quarter hours! Ah, chrysanthemums. Such serviceable flowers....

A rumor is not truth. How many deals did you get? I’m ready to be wealthy today. It’s all in the attitude. Telemarketing is fundamentally evil. The commercials were truth. You can’t fight that sort of thing. You can’t fight the gift. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Prime Gig’: Quotes from the movie...

Come back, Shane. Run for president! Ed:Hell I’m blacker then you are. I got a little slave in me, I can feel it! From now on you can call me the ‘Dust Buster’. I’m stronger than dirt. He’s poked his pecker in some sorry trash bins. How much spin does it take to win? I am a gay lesbian woman! I do...

Good Politics quotes: Best famous quotes about Politics When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. – Imelda Marcos Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men’s minds. – Thurgood...

Good quotes about Politics: Some of the best great quotes about Politics Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. – Lord Acton Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. – John Quincy Adams He...

(1) So there never was any Roy? (2) There was never any Aaron …but he got scared and d’uh 1) Can I help you? 2) I’m looking for a room where a kid named Aaron Stampler stayed in? 1) Are you the police? 2) I’m its’ Uncle.. 1) If this tape contains what you said it does, then the last thing I’d do is...

1) Do you play piano, Miss Elizabeth? 2)Only when persuaded. 1)Brother, you must persuade her. 1)But she’s just shy and modest. 2)But he does not know her character as we do. 1) If he does not see it then he is a fool. 2)We are all fools in love. 1)Do you play duets Elizabeth? 2)Only when forced...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Color Of Friendship Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite. Green said: “Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Cradle, a Christmas Story They left their home, the new cradle still swinging from the rafters. Night after night the aroma of fresh-cut wood had filled the room as Joseph had patiently fashioned the tiny cradle, using the same chisel and saw he usually...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Fence There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled...

1 – You have a soul! 2 – Maybe I do, but if I do, it wasn’t God who gave it to me. Walls got to be broke down so you can see what they’ve been hiding inside all along. 1- He’s not hungry. 2 – Are you his mother? No. So how do you know he’s not hungry? Beauty has good things in it, but it can also...

#1: You’re late. #2: You’re stunning. #1: You’re forgiven! #1: You’re on my fax #2: Well that’s one I’ve never been on before (1)I’m assuming that you’re a…. relative? (2)Yes. (1)Then naturally you’re his… (2)Neice?(1)Of course. (1)You’re late. (2)You’re stunning. (1)You’re forgiven. (v) Pick one....

His name is Blaine?! that’s not a name, that’s a major appliance!! (ANDEE) Simon, what would you do if your old man came home rich? (SIMON) Kiss his ass… (on the phone) Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car! (Sniffing underarms) Do I offend? 1) How he get in here anyway? 2) I...

I’m a prosecutor. I’m going to need a lawyer. A very, very good lawyer. It was never love. Let The Drummers Loose. My mommy hurt my head. The destroyer is destroyed. The lady was bad news. There was a crime, there was a victim, and there is punishment. Was justice served today, Rusty? What a...