Innocent English

Good quotes about Religion: Some of the best great quotes about Religion He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. – Douglas Adams Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful...

(1)Come on wake up,who am I? (2)Your an asshole (1)Good thats right your gonna be ok. (a) This won’t work if you bullshit me. (b) I can see that. (a) So we’ll be straight up, then? (b) That’s the way it’s gonna be. –I thought we’d get a chance… –What? To sit around and chat? The three of us? –Who...

1) Look at me when I’m talkin’ to you poo butt motha fucka. Hey, your the guy that shot my momma arn’t you? 2) Man you know I aint shot your momma. 1) You were trying to steal her car you cocksucker. I got you know boy, and I’m going to bust your gut open and watch you die. 1)We’re gonna ring that...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Angel Project I held onto the hand of my shivering granddaughter as we waited our turn to get into the huge barn-like building. We couldn’t see inside because of the length of the line up and so we passed our time watching the outside lineups. Volunteers...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Apple Basket One day an elderly man entered into a hospital. He was grumpy from being on medication and the nurses thought him to be insane, as he yelled for his wife to get the apple basket. By the time they had checked him into his room the nurses were...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Auction The upstate NY man was rich in almost every way. His estate was worth millions. He owned houses, land antiques and cattle. But though on the outside he had it all, he was very unhappy on the inside. His wife was growing old, and the couple was...

–Bottleneck like this, one of us might hold them off. –Yeah, one of us. –If he plays it cool. Hit and run. Stall and retreat. –Dynamite in the hands of a fool means death. –In this case it could mean life. Ours. –How do you come to this dirty business? –The usual…Money. –My word to Grant ain’t...

He’s coming up to see you , What’s he look like ? SERIOUS, bang I was just in there and I didn’t see any goddamn pig. Leon:Hey Don’t Talk Like That About Pigs There Usually Much Nicer Than People Matilda:But They Smell Like Shit Leon:Not True As a Matter of Fact Right Now I Have One In My Kitchen...

1): It’s always the same thing. It’s when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart? 2):Yes. 3): That’s good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it’s from a person who doesn’t care about it. and stop saying ok, ok? ok. Benny...

‘Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he has been transformed into a giant cockroach.’ Nah, it’s too good. (1) Ahem, ahhemm, cough, cough, ahemmm . . . (2) I assume you’re making those cartoon noises to attract my attention. (1)After that, we’ll play, The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of...

*singing* oh wendy..so good to meet you..oh babe cuz i’m you biggest fan! 1) There once was a lady from France… 2)STOP! 1)….who did an unusual dance…. (everyone else): uh oh! 1)….she rolled on the grass and tickled her…. 2) THATS ENOUGH! What happen to flo Healy what happens to mrs. Healy why are...

A SHRINK! TURN IT AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw a dead cat yesterday! Murph to Junior: Thats my sister over there Junior: Uggh! Who let her outta Jurrasic Park! Murph: Are you insulting my sister? Junior: No im insulting Trex Once when i sneezed a piece of corn came out of my nose! You got no guts!...

(Trixie just tied up the players of the puppet show and continues) Trixie: (as Uncle Sam) Sorry about the delay folks. We’re having some technical difficulties. Trixie: (as Baldy) Yeah, I had to scratch my balls. 1) I wouldn’t do that if I were you. 2) If I were you, I wouldn’t do a lot of...

1) Junior, I’m going to have to take your allowance back. 2) The whole buck?! Hmm…I wonder if he has change for a twenty. I wonder if penguins can fly? Alright smart mouth now you’re gonna pay for it. And hurry the hell up!! I’m not getting any younger!!! (ding) Ben: TV? What’s TV compared to the...

1) I met the programing director today his name is pigvomit b/c he looks like a pig and he makes me wanna vomit.. pigvomit Kenny Rushton: You violated my wife. You soiled the sanctity of my home! After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? And this is the hell that...

1) Did you kill the Morley’s? 2) I crosinize the Morley’s. 1) What do you mean you crosinize the Morley’s? 2) I crosinize the Morley’s! 1) You mean you crosinize the Morley’s? 2) I said I didn’t murder!! 1) I was in bed. That’s spelled, uh, bobby booby boe. 2) I know how that’s spelled. 1)neers,...

#1 judy, if you can remember, what where Hale’s last words? #2 I’m cumming. #1. How many times have you been married? #2. Twice. Once for six months, and once for six hours. My husband had a heart attack and died on our wedding night. #1. I don’t get it…what do you do after something like that? #2....

(GUN COCKS)SOMEBODYS’ CHEATING. –The school here is my school. And I make the rules. –Not anymore. Bring that hand any closer and I’ll chop it off. 2) I have another one. I’ll be here tomorrow. IF YOU’RE TRYIN’ TO REACH ME I’LL JUST CUT YOUR HAND OFF. (RICK)IT’S OK I’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE. My turn. NO...

…to see with eyes unclouded (by hate). 1) Even if all the trees returns, it won’t be his forest anymore. The Great Forest Spirit is dead. 2) Never! He’s life itself, San. He’s here right now, trying to tell us something…that it’s time for both of us to live. 1) Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter...

!. You can call me Joe. 2. Joey? 1. Ha, ha, ha. No Joe. ‘Wow’ is the power to effect change. (background)walter don’t swing on the rope – you’ll choke yourself again (Having desert at the fancy dinner) ahhhrrr eeeehh ahh ech oooohhh!! (MIA CONSTANTLY PRESSES PARTITION BUTTON IN...