Innocent English

–I did it! I did it all! –I have the feeling I’ve been through all this before, in another life. 1 – Alright publisher, take this. Quote: No hunter of buckshot in the rear is cagey crafty Connor :Unquote, close paragraph. 2 – Close job, close bank account. 1 – Are you still in love with her?...

(on muscled gays) Think about it, those guys pumpin up together to be macho and faggot all at the same time. I can’t stand that shit! (talking about the Declaration of Independence) I don’t recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it said all...

1)I didn’t say it was a UFO 1)We’re all made of energie Bob…you know, the little pieces… 1)You learnt portugese in 20 minutes 2)Not all of it Answer as quickly as you can… how old is a person born in 1928? Dr. Bob Niedorf: All right, I’ll start the questions, and I’ll be timing your responses, and...

1)What is this – a ship full of women? 2)All my pirates are women. 1)Interesting. 1>I know your secret. 2>Take it to our grave kabai Sang. Before I go… take off your mask? Let me see your face [dramatic pause] Kit. Girl-Your Dogs a wolf. Phantom-I know! Watch him Devil. If he moves, eat him! Xander...

I would never allow my personal desires to influence my aesthetic judgement. Ink isn’t worth anything to me, Winslow. Is that so? Is that Right? DRY UP TUBBO! Man y’better get yourself a castrato for this, cuz it’s a little outta my range…. Phoenix: I’m not a screamer. I’m a singer. The karma’s so...

(part of a song) Farwell my fallen idol and false friend, we have such hopes, but now those hopes are shattered. 1) Do you believe in God, Mr. Dutton? 2) Yes. 1) Good. Because it’s going to take a leap of faith for you to understand what I’m about to tell you. The Phantom is real. It has a name....

1: Jody, what the hell are you doing here? You’re dead. 2: So what else is new? Dominate me, baby! I ain’t gonna let no flying Christmas tree ornament keep me from doin’ what I gotta do. Imagine that! The three of us, facing down the forces of evil. It’s been nice knowing you boys, but this kickin’...

Mike- Listen to me, we are going to wake up, ok!? We are going to wake up and it is all going to be dream. Ok? The Tall Man- No! It’s not!!! Hey fuck the doctors and fuck you to if you don’t want to help me! I’m hoping that as long as it’s imbedded in flesh, it’s harmless. Long gun’s no good, Reg....

‘Booooyyyyy!’ ‘OK, I see it all now. We gotta stomp the shit outta that tall dude.’ (Deep, rumbling voice) BOOOY!! BOYYYYY!! Oh Reg, I love your bald head. OK, I see it all now. We gotta stomp the shit outta that tall dude! You play a good game boy… Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Phantasm’: Quotes...

A person doesn’t always get what she deserves. Remember it. All men are alike. The approach is different, the result is always the same. Connie, everybody reacts differently to suicide. With Allison, it’s severe shock. I assisted her in a miscarriage. If there’s anything in life you want, go and...

Be seeing you soon. Carnage is imminent, and I’m due to be among the fallen. He ain’t a gangster. He’s a real old-time pro. Gangsters are foreign. He’s an American. I belong to a vanishing race – I’m one of the intellectuals. I spend most of the time since I grew up in jail. And it looks like I...

(after Toodles shoots Wendy/ Lost Boy: She’s dead!Tragic….nice shot though! (hat falls ontop of pirate bird) SOLAR ECLIPSE! (Peter):who are you (John):John (Peter):John….take hold off this(putting his foot in johns face and john takes it)both hands. ….Anger? Hook!! Love? Love, I have never heard of...

(character one kills the dog and walks up behind gus in the kitchen) Man: Whatcha doin Gus? (gus looks down at the corpse of his dog) well I WAS building a Doggy door. Admit it. You get off on seeing me suffer. Dammit, Gus, you dug up my wife. Drew, I know your dog died. But get a grip, man, you’re...

…Nnnnnnnooooo! Noooo! Nooooo! Best not go down that road! But its not god’s cat its my cat , Let him get his own if he wnats one! Come on Doc, we got places to go. Come on Doc, we’ve got places to go. First I filed Judd’s toenails, then I filed mommy’s…..Now I want to file youuuurrrsssssss. God can...

(1)Don’t be such a sissy! (2) I don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, father, but I am a sissy! yes yes, I am from far far south, everybody know it a different dialect, ita a different dialect. (1) Father, I don’t want to participate in this, I think it’s wrong. (2) You have to learn sometime. (1)...

–You did everything you could. You know that. –I don’t know nothin’. Not a damn thing. –You know President Kennedy’s coming? –So I hear. 1: Do you love her? 2: Kissed her butt, didn’t I? Hey, Captain! You got any candy? How do you like your steak, Sally?…Good. Well, I’ll wipe its ass, herd it...

#1: There you go. Flaunting your work ethic. #2: I don’t have a work ethic. I just have work. …If I’m going to catch up to you. …it would create – the perfect storm. 1(holding out plate to passing crew member) Want a bite for the road? 2.(in heavy accent) No, T’anks, mam. 3. (mimicking) No, T’anks,...

1: do you know what SAT stands for, matty? 2: sucky ass test? 1: SAT used to stand for scholastic aptitude test, but now, SAT just stands for SAT. Anna: If you could do anything with your life and money wasnt an abject what would you do? Roy: When I was a kid i used to play thins video game for...

-Excuse me sir, do you have 400 grand I could borrow? -I don’t see why not… -When you wake up tomorrow, all this will seem like a bad dream. -What if there is no tomorrow? -You know revenge is the second oldest reason to kill someone. -Oh, really. And what would be the first? -Money, honey! 1) Is...

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