Innocent English

(Gen Bradley to Gen Patton just after crossing the Rine) George, I saw you standing on the bridge, looking out over the water. What were you doing? (Patton; on the phone, some time after V-E day) Beetle, we know we will have to fight them (Soviets)sooner or later. We may as well do it now while we...

#1 Josh Schnider is a silly little fool #2 your damn right ‘Mark my words. This war will be fought not on the frontier or on some distant battlefield, but amongst us…among our homes…our children will learn of it with their own eyes…and the innocent will die with the rest of us. I will not...

— I want to know where Shaun Miller and Kevin O’Donell are. — Let me try and understand this. You want me to sell out my fellow Irishman to you? Is that why you came down here? You don’t understand me at all. — Oh, I think I do. — Look I don’t give a damn what they’ve done but the day that I sell...

–Is it dark? –Yeah. –I’m glad. –Why? –Makes you more like me. Dark’s nothing to me. I’m always in the dark. DAUGHTER: Hello, Sadie. /Sadie: Man, dig that crazy ghost! Hey, you hear a ghost telling me ‘hello’,Roseanne?/daughter:Please,Sadie, not that again today./ Sadie: You standing for her giving...

(with skeleton) hey, i was trying to loose a bit of weight but do u think this is too thin to u? i got a boner….. i am a boner! 1) Can I help you ? 2) Yeah , you know I cold really go for a foot massage 1) DEATH, to die, to expire, to pass on, to perish, to peg out, to push up dasies, to push up...

–How does it feel? –It feels like…times have changed. –Times, maybe. Not me. –Pretty fair shooting for an old married man. –Just lucky, I guess. –What’s your name, boy? –Alias. –Alias what? –Alias anything you please. Chisum’s cattle is waiting. Comes an age in a man’s life when…he don’t wanna...

1- Where’d you learn how to do that? 2- I teach Physical Ed. 1- Who’s he? I have to be in charge of myself. If there’s going to be any trouble, I want my share of it. Not much meat on her, but what’s there is choice. You see, it’s never you against the whole world…Just you against yourself. You’re...

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Good Music quotes: Best famous quotes about Music I don’t believe in having bands for solo records. – Mick Jagger Music is love in search of a word. – Sidney Lanier Virtues are acquired through endeavor, which rests wholly upon yourself. – Sidney Lanier If you want to be found stand where the...

Good quotes about Music: Some of the best great quotes about Music Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. – Maya Angelou No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. – W. H. Auden Music washes...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Year of My Christmas Miracle I had smoked ever since I was twelve and by the time I was sixteen, I was given permission to smoke in the house. In those days we had no idea of the dangers of smoking. I am one of those people who does things all the way...

Here’s another good inspirational story: This Is Good An old story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, “This is good!” One day the king and...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Three Kernels of Corn Parable Three young men were once given three kernels of corn apiece by a wise old sage, who admonished them to go out into the world, and use the corn to bring themselves good fortune. The first young man put his three kernels of corn...

-Do you like books? -When the rain comes I am sad. -Don’t tell anyone this is Top Secret!!! -Don’t worry Mel, I’ll promise not to tell anyone! -Well I heard that 10 kids went home sick today after eating the meatloaf! It had E-Coli, and F-Coli! -I’m scared. -What about death? – NO, Paris. -Paris?...

jesus….. mother behold thy son…… son behold thy mother –Are you the Messiah, the Son of God? –I am. 1. Remember me when you enter your kingdom. 2. This day you will be with me in paradise. Amen, I tell you that on this day you will be with me in paradise. Elohi, Elohi, Lamabachthani? Forgive them,...

(in creole accent) Passion Fish –What was it called? –The Young and the Stupid. I didn’t ask for the anal probe. Men like that – to show women their machines. No eat, no TV. What happened to my legs? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Passion Fish’: Quotes from the movie ‘Passion Fish’

Charity: Why are you doing this Zombie Charity: because i’m evil Gwen Hotchkiss: What do I have to do to get you to admit what’s going on here, Ethan? Walk in on you and Theresa in bed making love? What’s she going to tell me then, huh? That she was just fluffing your pillows and just happened to...

-I haven’t had a challedge like that since I was in high school. -Chief, I didn’t know you went to high school. -I’m the good guy. I’m the head of security. -In my position what would you do? If you were me, what would you do? -Kill myself. -Mr. Delvecchio, I got Mr. Ramsey on the line. -Oh. Well,...

–Hrundi V. Bakshi. –Pardon? –That is what my name is called. –We have a saying in India… –Yes? –Yes. –Well? –Well what? –You mashuga! –I am not your sugar. –You speak Hindustani? –No. –Well, you’re not missing anything. –You. –Me? –Yes, you. Get off of my set. And out of my picture. Off, off!...

(michael sees a guy while giving out invites) MICHAEL:YOU COULD BE MY BOYFRIEND YOU KNOW GUY:UHHHHHH…(hesitates) YEAH UM SORRY BUT I’M NOT GAY I’M JUST HERE WITH SOME FRIENDS BUT I’M NOT GAY…SORRY MICHAEL:HM TOO BAD! WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL! Oh, everybody, it’s my birthday! Time to pay attention...