Innocent English

1) say it again it keeps me awake. 2) I love you. 1) This is a strange love affair. 2) What’s strange about it? 1) The fact that you don’t love me. 1.Alex has the key to that. 2.Then, get it from him. 1.Get it? How? 2.Don’t you live near him? 1.Don’t you need a coat? 2.You’ll do. 1.I’m not afraid...

1) There’s a spider on your head. 2) What’s that supposed to mean? ‘There’s a spider on your head.’ You know I’m not up on all this street lingo… 1) There’s a spider on your mutha-fuckin’ head! 1)P.B. wants to see you ASAP 2)I have to go, there’s an onslaught of initials coming at me. 1)There’s a...

–You mean they’ll like me just because I’m dying? –Oh, that’s a cruel way to put it. No. They’ll like you because you’d be a symbol of courage and heroism. –You’ve lived here all your life? –Twice as long. Excuse? Excuse?! Look at that! Look at that skeleton! Not a bone missing, down to the last...

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Good Imagination quotes: Best famous quotes about Imagination All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. – Orison Swett Marden Trust that little voice in your head that says “Wouldn’t it be interesting if…”; And then do it. – Duane Michals I believe in the imagination. What I...

Good quotes about Imagination: Some of the best great quotes about Imagination Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed. – Joseph...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Tear Drops They say memories are golden, Well, maybe that is true; I never wanted memories, I only wanted you. A million times I needed you, A million times I cried; If love alone could have saved you, You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly,...

Here’s another good inspirational story: If Tomorrow Never Comes If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray The Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and...

Here’s another good inspirational story: Awesome No artist on the earth could ever paint Like Jack Frost of window pane fame, Of mountains and valleys and lofty clouds, And pathways through the maze. Have you ever studied the heavens, When the stars were shining bright, Watching the galaxies and...

1)At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile… not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn’t recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn’t know who the hell I was....

1)If I win, I get more cereal. 2)And if I win, I get Diane! 3)Oh, Bobo, no! Deal ’em, Bobo, deal ’em!! 1. (in Span. accent) We can pay you! We are rich! 1. Oh and no cussing. 2. Shit. 1. That is a tragic, tragic story ,Judge. 2. I believe it is. Driven ten blocks in fifteen minutes. Not bad for a...

My dearest Allie, I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I am not bitter anymore because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distance place in the future we see eachother in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and I’ll remember how we spent...

“i’m just the token black guy. i’m supposed to smile, stay out of the conversation and say things like DAMN, SHIT, and THAT IS WHACK”…..”Jake, why is it whenever i tell a guy to put it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass?” “DAMN” “katherine that was too much information” “oh no jake,...

1-I mean its impossible to turn, it doesn’t even have a fin. 2-Yes it does. Here’s your fin. Your inside foot…you drag it in the water. 1-You J.O.J.? Just of the jet 2-You F.O.B? Fresh off the boat… design me right outta the picture, haole. here on the north shore we treat friends mo bettah. Don’t...

All Hell Were all whores anyway! coach wants to see you and make sure you bring your playbook Conrad Hunter- People who confuse brains and luck can get into a lot of trouble. I didin’t hurt Jo-bob! I’ve been ignoring the fact that I’m fallin’ apart. If I had a dog that looked like you, I’d shave...

–Hot day. –Seen worse. –Are you…uh…by any chance supposed to be meeting someone here? –Waitin’ for the bus. Due any minute. –Oh. –I can’t make it… –Yes, you can….come on… -He was in your room? -Sure. Isn’t everybody? -I don’t like the games you play, Professor. -Wall is hell, Mr. Thornhill, even...

1) [at a dress rehearsal] To be, or not to…line? 2) [concerned] Be. 1)In Hawaii, aloha means hello Amish Father: Greetings, North, I am thy new father and this good woman who art my wife, is thy new mother. And these are thy new brothers who art named Ezikeo, and these are thy new brothers who art...

1) Reuben, you need yourself a woman. 2)Funny you should mention it- tonight’s the night. 1)My my, what would Dorothy say? 2)Wear a rubber. 1) You’re moving up in the world, Babe. 2) Yeah? How Far and for how much? Forget it! I’m stayin’ right where I am. It’s gonna take you and the police...

–Anything wrong with the seat? –Yes, it faces the stage. 1) And don’t fall down Tim, we might not be insured. 2) What? 1) You can’t walk around like this 2) Like what? 1) In your underwear 2) Alright I’ll take it off then 1)I’ve worked with a lot of directors, Lloyd. Some of them were geniuses....

-It’s David Brice, Secretary of Defense. Satisfied? -You know I work for Brice? -I gues that makes two of us. -Who are these men? -They’re associated with Special Forces. -What? What does that mean? -It means that they are associated with Special Forces. 1) Send me postcards from exotic ports of...