Innocent English

Are you seeing planes? Is your name tatoo? Cause I swear to God your livin on fantasy island. (1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat…like this…(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES! (2) I SWEAR TO...

#1- You live here all alone? #2- Yes. Just me and my memories. I’m practically a hermit. #1- A hermit! I notice the table is set for four. #2- That’s nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn’t prove a thing. –Do they allow tipping on the boat? –Yes, sir. –Have you got two fives? –Yes,...

1)So are you a visitor? 2)Uh…no, I’m just visiting. 1)you’re outa your mind. 2)what’s your point? 555-9876. and that’s why we wear knee-pads, right honey? and that’s why we were helmets and knee pads, because sometimes you fall down and go boom, right honey? Celebration. Have a heart. I told you...

–Truly sorry about your brother. Too bad. –Oh, no sir. We haven’t seen bad yet. But it’s coming. –You watch yourself, officer. –Like a junkyard dog. A life for a life…amen. Do you believe in the Here-After? Then you know what I’m here after… Hey, he’s taking us to the projects. It what’s gotta be...

(GOD, THIS MOVIE REALLY SUCKS) (HEY, U DIDN’T PUT UP MY MOST RECENT QUOTE ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS MOVIE SUCKS. THAT’S NOT VERY NICE :( ) (I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS SMITH PERSON IS AN IDIOT! GRANTED THIS MOVIE NEVER MADE BIG BUCKS…BUT ITS STILL FUN TO WATCH……SMITH SUCKS!!!) (MR. GILLMORE, I THINK...

(Day Day and Roach singing together) How many of us have them?…friends…ones we can depend on?…friends/ (Joker) SHUT THE FUCK UP!….I don’t even like Whodini! (Day-Day approaches Ms. HoKym, holds out his fist.)Ancient Chinese Secret!I’m Korean, motherfucker!Why that fat-ass Chinese lady take the...

Abbie: I have something to tell you. Robert: Is it bigger than a breadbox? Abbie: Heh, not yet! Annabelle: Of course he’ll be gorgeous. Kelly: Will he be gay? Abbie: My God, will your kids be stupid? Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay? Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are...

(1)So, have either of you been to Brooklyn before? (2) I spent a month there one night. (davids dad) Sarah, go get the cake your mothers hiding in the cabinet. (Jack) Some big shot gave me a ride out in his carriage. (Dave) I’ll bet it was the mayor, right? (Jack) No, Teddy Roosevelt…you ever heard...

–Will you go away. –I don’t want to. I want to stay here and annoy you. But the world goes ’round. crazy driving me crazy driving me crazy you’re driving me crazy let me get at you Happy endings. Okay, I’m there. Once in a while. The man I love. There goes the ball game. You are my lucky star. You...

–You know his father, may he rest in peace, was completely bad, too. –I’m not bald. –You will be. How can you marry a blonde with three kids? What are you, an astronaut? How can you marrya blonde with three kids? What are you, an astronaut? I always think there’s more to the world than meets the...

– you know, you really ought to think about getting a carwash. – and you might want to think about buying a car. -there you are -…here i aaam 1)I’M BUSY!2)If you’re dizzy then you ought to lie down…1)I said I’M BUSY!2)Then get busy writing a check Lomax!! Its the curveballs that make life...

All I am or was is rich, and that’s all I ever wanted to be. Excuse me, you’re not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers? Have you ever tasted Mogen-David extra-heavy malaga wine with soda water and lime juice? I have no mind as far as I can tell. If you can’t be immortal, why bother? You are...

Ain’t no oozies made in Harlem…Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. Am I my brother’s keeper? YES I AM!! CMB…We all we got! Drugs ain’t a black thing, or a white thing. It’s a death thing. Death don’t give a shit about color. hey, we got us another crack monsta. I WANNA KILL YOU SO BAD MY DICK...

[1] You act like you can’t get up there. well motivations on the way hahaha, yes and deedie feed the neddie. [2] Luther whats that burning… ITS ME!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [1] uh just roll around you be ight. 1. Hey, buddy, you know what the homeless need? A midget! 2. Why would the homeless need a...

(1) A new name? That’s all? But that’s easy. I can give her any name she wants (2) No one from Fantasia can do it. Only a human child can give her this new name. (1) A human child? Where can I find one? *Throws book across the room* (panting)This is going too far. 1. What will you wish for? 2. I...

Â

Good Government quotes: Best famous quotes about Government Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives. – James Madison The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular...

Good quotes about Government: Some of the best great quotes about Government The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern. – Lord Acton In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery? – Saint Augustine The worst thing in this...

Here’s another good inspirational story: The Vessel The Master was searching for a vessel to use; On the shelf there were many – which one would He choose? “Take me”, cried the gold one, “I’m shiny and bright, I’m of great value and I do things just right. My beauty and luster will outshine the...

Here’s another good inspirational story: LEARN TO LEAN It took me forever, Lord, to learn how to lean. To leave my friends as you lovingly began to wean. I know I was stubborn, and I dug in my heels, And when you applied pressure did I ever squeal. It was a concept, Lord, that I just hadn’t...