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Movie quotes from Sherlock Holmes Faces Death, Shiloh 2: Shiloh Season and Shirley Valentine. Great Movie quotes and lines.

There is a new spirit abroad in the land. The old days of grab and greed are on the way out. We’re beginning to think of what we owe the other fellow, not just what we’re compelled to give him. IF YOU SET FOOT ON MY PROPETY OR THREATEN MY FAMLY IN ANY WAY INCLUDE SHILOH I’LL CALL THE SHERIFF ON YA...

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Movie Quotes from Lord Love a Duck: Quotes from the movie Lord Love a Duck

My horoscope says I am going to be famous. the lord loves a duck, well who gives a fuck?!!! We don’t divorce men. We bury ’em! You know, Mom sent my picture in to the Seventeen National Smiling Contest and I won runner-up. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lord Love a Duck’: Quotes from the movie...

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Movie Quotes from Lord Jim: Quotes from the movie Lord Jim

–We will slaughter them. –Yes, but will we defeat them? He craved anonymity. I had my chance, Father, and I lost. This too shall pass and when it does give it back Very touching movie shot in 1963 in Cambodia and Hangkong, based upon Jospeh Conrad´s masterpiece novel. It tells the story of a young...

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Movie Quotes from xXx: Quotes from the movie xXx

(1)Ok funny guys. I’ll show you what we do with funny guys who get in our business. (2)What? Hog tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent? [laughter] (1)No. We cut off their Achilles tendon and watch em flop around like a Marionette. Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to...

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Movie Quotes from Xanadu: Quotes from the movie Xanadu

1) Hey wait a minute.. I don’t even know your name.. 2) Kira (echo’s through the room) 1) I’d say it will probably be done.. when its done.. but thats just my guess 2) Five minutes my office.. if its Six Keep walking.. 1: Are you living with someone? 2: Yes. I’m living with my sisters. I told you...

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Movie Quotes from Longtime Companion: Quotes from the movie Longtime Companion

A lot of people’s lives get in the way of their TV viewing. Tide is high. Walking on sunshine. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Longtime Companion’: Quotes from the movie ‘Longtime Companion’

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Movie Quotes from Long Riders, The: Quotes from the movie Long Riders, The

–My name is Frank James. I came here to turn myself in. Here’s my gun. I want something in return. I want to be able to bury my brother. –Suppose I don’t agree to your terms? –I’ll kill ya. All the world likes an outlaw. For some damn reason they remember ’em. First getting shot, then getting...

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Movie quotes from Secret Games, See Here, Private Hargrove and Senator Was Indiscreet, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

qwe What about my five bucks? How could I know that income tax bill meant me too? There’s a rule in our state – if you can’t beat ’em, bribe ’em. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Secret Games, See Here, Private Hargrove and Senator Was Indiscreet, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Long Hot Summer, The: Quotes from the movie Long Hot Summer, The

A lot of women say no when they mean yes. MENDACITY Oh, I like life, Minnie. I like it so much I might just live forever. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Long Hot Summer, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Long Hot Summer, The’

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Movie Quotes from Lonely Lady, The: Quotes from the movie Lonely Lady, The

–She was suffering from paranoia and hallucinations, induced by tranquilizers, cocaine, amphetamines, alcohol. –She’s always been difficult. I always try to make at least one of my characters honest and open and worried about some important interest. I don’t think you can dismiss people because...

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Movie Quotes from Lonely Guy, The: Quotes from the movie Lonely Guy, The

Do they have Gene Hackman? Look at that guy. He’s got a girl. He wasn’t born with his arm around her – he must have met her somewhere. Love Comes Without Warning. That’s great Larry, but I just came her to get laid! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lonely Guy, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lonely Guy,...

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Movie Quotes from X2: Quotes from the movie X2

too much iron in your blood #1) YOU WITH THE KNIVES DROP THEM AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD !! #2) I can’t. (Kid:)Couldn’t sleep? (W:)How could ya tell? (Kid:)Your’e awake. (W:)Oh, yeah (M) I’m sorry.(C) Eric, what did you tell him?(M) Everything. 1) Bottoms up! 2) I hope so…! 1) Is it true that...

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Movie Quotes from X-Men 3, The Last Stand: Quotes from the movie X-Men 3, The Last Stand

#1: Warren! Open this door right now! (breaks into room) #2: I’m sorry… (after watching a video clip of a black-haired woman testifying before a committee) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1) Hey Scott, we were looking for you downstairs. You didn’t show. 2) What do you care? 1) Well, for...

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Movie Quotes from X-Men: Quotes from the movie X-Men

#1)Does it hurt, when they come out. #2) Everytime. (1)it’s me! (2)prove it! (1)you’re a dick. (2)okay. (1)It’s me. (2)Prove it. (1)You’re a dick. (2)Okay. (1)We’re not what you think. Not all of us.(2) Tell it to the ones who did this to me (1)what am I suppose to do? (2)I don’t know (1)You don’t...

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Movie Quotes from X Files, The: Quotes from the movie X Files, The

(1)What can we do to help? (2) You can strip Byers naked. 1) Is that officail FBI buisness ? 2) What ?!? 1) I bet the Bureau is accusing you of the same thing : Standing around , holding you yank while bombs are exploding 1) This is weired ( Name ) 2 Very weired . 2) Any thoughts on as to why...

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Movie Quotes from Living Out Loud: Quotes from the movie Living Out Loud

Maybe people with talent are allowed to be rude. When I was married, my husband cheated on me left and right. One day, he had the nerve to tell me that it was my fault that he saw other women. So, I picked up a knife and told him it was his fault that i was stabbing him. Wow! You sound great! Can I...

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Movie quotes from Savage Dawn, Savage Innocents, The and Savage Streets. Great Movie quotes and lines.

You may be a bit psychotic, but I didn’t figure you for stupid. He’s got no teeth! you’re dead, b****. but first, i’m gonna f*** ya! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Savage Dawn, Savage Innocents, The and Savage Streets. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Living It Up: Quotes from the movie Living It Up

A toast to Oliver Stone, our absent host! Radiation poisoning eating away his bones. Radioactive car! Run for your life! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Living It Up’: Quotes from the movie ‘Living It Up’

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