Innocent English

(John, Paul and George, groaning) University of Wales… – What day is it? – Sitar-day. – Oh, then George will be here. -All right then. Let’s get this vessel shipshape. -I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine-shape. -Hey, I wonder what’ll happen if I pull this lever. -Oh, you mustn’t do that...

I like driving this truck. To Tosca, he died for love. Well, there you have it honey…..Mommy’s a lesbian. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Love Letter, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Love Letter, The’

–I want you to help me. Some men are following me. –Really, I can’t understand why. Love Happy. Who stole the jam? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Love Happy’: Quotes from the movie ‘Love Happy’

1). How do you know? 2). I know because… 1). How do you know? 2). I know because…. 1). How do you know? 2). I know because I never loved him the way that I love you! Being your husband is the only thing I’ve ever been proud of in my life. Yonda lies da valley of da sin and beyond, da kassle of my...

–And a fourth-class mailing privilege?–A fourth-class mailing privilege. Another campus, another demonstration over the Abner Peacock controversy that is rocking the country and has exploded throughout the world. As usual, guilty. As usual, suspended sentence. This is an emergency. I’ve gotta see...

–I didn’t get this car. I stole it. That’s a felony. –Well, it shouldn’t be if it can’t go over forty! I wonder how Jackie is doing tonight? And those poor children. The president has been shot. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Love Field’: Quotes from the movie ‘Love Field’

–What part of Ireland did you say your mother came from? –Coney, Ireland. Money serves to ease the pain. THERE IT IS I’LL BOMB THE THING OFF THE ROAD ONCE AND FOR ALL We all prisoners chicky-baby. We all locked in Without a real car, I’m only half a man. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Love Bug,...

–It’s Italy, my friend. All things progress at a stately pace. –Yeah, except for your revolution. Americans in Rome don’t need politics. They need American Express cards. But I want them to look at my pictures, see what I’ve seen, feel what I felt. To be witnesses. Dropout? For Christ sake, I...

–A fish stinks from the head down. –The Chinese eat the head. I’d like to be a nice man. I would. I just don’t know how to be nice. This is not the Bronx or Brooklyn…… it’s not even New York……. it’s Chinatown, (Mr)White…… it can be very easy or it can be very hard…… This is not the Bronx or...

Come on, there’s a Starbucks-free America out there. Follow your intestines. I guess I’m a militant optimist who believes in passion. It’s basically one world slowly imposing itself on another. You can’t choose when you’re born or when you die, but you can choose how you live. Page Topic: Movie...

guy: kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. girl smoking: what’s fucking one like? Honestly, if you’re not willing to sound foolish, then you don’t deserve to be in love! If it wasn’t love, it was a lot like love. if you’re not willing to sound stupid you don’t deserve to be in love isn’t...

Live life, Taste Death! Taste death. Live life. Do you know what I tell an alcoholic who wants me to help them? First, stop drinking. You’re probably an alcoholic. –What would people be without women? –Scarce, mighty scarce. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Ski Patrol, Skin Deep and Skylark. Great...

don’t be redic. Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. I can’t take quiet desperation! One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough. What I’m trying to say is, I’m not a drinker. I’m a drunk. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lost Weekend, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lost Weekend, The’

Does anybody else know about this movie. I saw this movie as a kid and liked it but can’t find the movie or any reference to it now. I can’t remember much of this film except that it had a little boy who was lost in the desert, (obviously) and that I was cryng my eyes out, it was sooooooooooo sad!...

1: He thinks you might want to buy a bridge. 2: What bridge? 3: The Brooklyn Bridge! What other bridge is there? What kind of an army is this, we come all the way to France and they stick us with boys from Daisyville. 1: Hey, how come you guys from New York call everybody ‘buddy’? 2: You’re not...

–Mmmmmmm…ham or bacon? –Bacon. –Good, ham makes me self-conscious. –What’s the matter, old-timer, don’t you remember this song? –Seems to me I do. –Well, I don’t hear anything. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. Give my regards to Broadway. Harrigan....

–I can’t ask you to do that! –You already have. –What have you been doing?–Oh, quite a few things…Police work, private investigations, real estate, investments, you know. –You’ve been successful? –That depends on how you figure those things. Dusty came along to hold my hand, make sure I don’t get...