Innocent English

(singing) Young people in love are very seldom hungry! –I asked you a simple question. Do you love her? –Yes! But don’t hold that against me, I’m a little screwy myself! –Why didn’t you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped forty cars. –Well, ooo, I’ll remeber that when we need forty...

Charlie: A promise is a promise! Charlie: Ok, why don’t you decide? Door number one, double the tip, door number two, half of what I won in the lottery. Yvonne: I choose? Ok, I pick door number two. I choose half of what you won in the lottery. Pay up. Charlie: Ok, I was hoping you’d pick that one....

You are a god. You are god number one. But who are THEY going to believe is god? Him…are maybe him? You see, there must be a god number one. #1. Are you a doctor? #2. More like a vet. #1. What are you giving me? #2. You’ll like it. I like it. As unstable as anything Moreau created. And I go in...

-Chuck, this isn’t really a good time to get depressed. -You’re right. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. -Look at the upside. We’re not living lives of quiet desperation. -Is this the oasis? -Does this look like an oasis to you? -Yeah, look at the birds. Are those vultures? -Yeah. -You mean...

Hogarth: I’ll keep it in a cage! Annie: Untill you feel sorry for it and set it FREE in the house. (Hyper Hogarth talking very rapidly): So she moved me up a grade because I wasn’t fitting in, so now I’m even more not fitting in. I was getting good grades you know, like all A’s, So my mom says you...

1) Do you have one of those macho call signs, like .Stud. or .Ace?. 2) Cobra. My callsign’s Cobra. 1) Ah, the big-headed snake. It suits you. And then I stuck it in her dumper Nah man…back in Detroit…my home town…they shoot everbody in the streets ::laughter:: Those fools in the tower know exactly...

Every human soul has seen, perhaps, even before their birth, pure forms such as justice, temperance, beauty and all the great moral qualities which we hold in honor. Love’s the only language everyone understands. Nothing matters but loving what is good. Stop nudging up to me like a water buffalo!...

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…see here…wass all this now… Here’s your blooming bicycle back… How’s that for a hair brush John Henry? How can I handcuff a blooming shirt? I think we’ll start with a reign of terror. There’s breathing in my barn! We’ll start with a few murders. Big men, little men – just to show we make no...

Alice is the good one, Eleanor is the bad one, and I’m the one who gets off the hook. Every time an Abbott girl gets her period they throw some kind of party. I know all there is to know about screwing your way into a wealthy family and there’s no way I’m gonna let you screw your way into mine. I...

–See you in hell! –Send me a postcard. –Where are you going? I don’t think I know you, pal. –That makes us even. I don’t know you either. Didn’t work huh? Now it will Eighteen hours from now, America will be a different place. If you come in here, I’m going to hit you with so many rights, you’ll be...

Desire, ambition, faith…without them life is so simple. Do you want to see my friend, he’s a psychiatrist? Don’t be trapped by old concepts, Matthew, you’re evolving into a new life form. Dr Miles Bennell: Run along now Jimmy! *slaps arse!* I have seen these flowers all over. They are growing like...

A romantic divorce attorney… Catherine – So, what is it that you’re after Mr. Massey? George – Oh, about the same thing as you. An ass to mount. Catherine – Well don’t look at mine. Did you hear something? Only the pitter patter of little lawyer’s feet. dismiss your tears, your vows, your flattery,...

–Are we under arrest or what? –I think you fall into the ‘or what’ category. –There’s a girl who will do anything you want for fifty dollars an hour. –Like what? –Anything! If you want she’ll dress like Santa Claus! –Will she bring me a pony? Can I have a ride to the airport? Elvis wouldn’t do...

(1)You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never die. (2)And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up. Dear god I failed again, haven’t I? ‘It’s time we were on our way. I’m hungry, and the city awaits.’ (1) Where are...

I was 24, younger than you are now, but times were different then. I was a man at that age. The owner of a large plantation. I’m going to give you the choice I never had. Rats! When did you eat rats Louis? That was a long, long time ago before you were born and I don’t recommend them. The same as...

Blind spot. Broken heart for sale. Daily life. Hire me. That way everything between us is subject to attorney-client privilege. I love this highway. I’m a virgin; always will be one. My penis was cut off in a freak accident when I was nine years old. Not too close encounters. On the sunny side of...

‘It will end here. The Teacher will never leave this room alive.’ That’s it. –We never…I never had time to tell you how much I miss Africa. –We never had time for a lot of things. Countries have gone to war because they misinterpreted one another. Hey! The man forgot his lunch. Hey, look at this....

(Piano teacher colapses dead on piano) Lestat: Claudia! What have I told you! Claudia: Not in the house? dont be afraid. i’m going to give you the choice, I never had. Girl: It’s a coffin. It’s a coffin Lestat: Look, so it is. You must be dead. Lestat: Oh, Mon Dieu! More melancoly nonsense, I swear...

What Oat’s said about your fellow officers honouring and respecting you is, as you probably know, complete crap. Most of the cops hate our guts. To the extent that they credit us with having any. They think we’re climbers who went into I.A.D. for the promotions, which is true, not that we...