Innocent English

#1- I got that beat..I got that beat, it’s a Moray Eel bit right through my wet-suit. #2- Well Hoop now listen I don’t know about that but I entered an arm wrestling contest in an Okie bar in San Francisco and you see this I can’t extend it and you want to know why? I got to the semi finals...

Julie:They’ll believe it because it’s their worst nightmare, Elizabeth Purr the very picture of teenage perfaction obilterated by pervertion. Some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside You sopke of ammo, ammunition if I’m coreect. …And even if we did, we would never eat out of a brown...

#1 : Hey, you wanna beer? #2 : Or you wanna smoke some pot? Both : Or we can have premarital sex! We love premarital sex!!! ‘Fraid I’m gonna hafta hurt ‘cha now… 1:Fraid im gonna have to hurt ya now. He is an unstoppable killing machine. He’s not dead. Finally, it was decided that if we couldn’t...

D.I. Finch: You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow, or red! You are now green, you are light green, dark green do you understand me! All Marines: Sir Yes Sir! D.I. Finch: Swofford! Swofford: Sir Yes Sir!! D.I. Finch: Are you the maggot whose father served in Vietnam. Swofford: Sir Yes Sir!!...

Adele: Mademoiselle, will we be very happy? Jane: We will work hard, and we will be content. Brockelhurst: Do you know where liars go? Young Jane: To Hell. Brocklehurst: And what is Hell? Young Jane: A pit full of fire. Brocklehurst: And should you like to fall into that pit and to burn there...

1) You are a disgrace to your genus and species! 2) Say it in English! 1) You, sir, are an ass! 1. Trim the sails! 2. There are no sails! 1. Stoke the engines! 3. There are no engines. 1. I can’t work with this miserable crew! 1: Oh my. 2: Oh my my. 3: Ohhh, my aching back! 1: Seven. 2: huh? 1:...

‘Jailhouse Rock’ –How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me! –That ain’t tactics, honey. It’s just the beast in me. –I think I’m going to just hate you. –No, you ain’t gonna hate me. I ain’t gonna let you hate me. 1: I asked for nothing, I expected nothing and I got nothing. 2: Well,...

–Oh, that’s Tony Falcon. He went to school with my brother last year. He’s a dropout. –He’s a real troublemaker. –The service is great training ground for a young man. You ever think about joining up? –Not my style. –You know, you ought think about it. Learning discipline, that’s very good. –What...

–Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap and water? –Yeah, but it didn’t do any fucking good. –How can you defend me if you think I’m guilty? –It happens all the time. It’s the way our legal system works. Fuck him. He was trash. He’s not a psychopath! He’s an iceman. He’s a monster. I’ll...

By using forensic logic, we can explain everything away. It’s wonderful what doctors know. It’s what they don’t know that can kill you. Murder knows no law of relativity. My boy, if silence is golden, you are bankrupt. Seems Mr. Harper has many irons in same fire. Seems to me if anybody knew about...

1) Did you have a sexual relationship with Kyle Medford? 2) I said I had not social contact with him. I do consider sex to be a social contact… 1) I’m David Corelli, I’m the prosecutor for the City of San Francisco 2) Congratulations. 1) The fridge is empty except for Cristal, Beluga, and Wolfgang...

M:I don’t think there’s any harm in that. He’s a just a young guy havin’ fun being a cop. I know the type type, trust me on this. He’s more interested in Ordell than the money.If he’s gonna do anything suspect, it’ll be cutting corners to get the conviction; he’s not interested in the money, it’s...

Johnny-I was Lon Chaney’s lover! Clerk- Then go back and love him! (After Steve-o walks the tight rope over gators) Cameraman- I thought you would make it at least half way… Steve-o- Yea, I just dont know man… I’m sure I could learn, but today was my first try, hahaha (sigh)god damn…this is the bmx...

–How did you know whose phone to tap? –I didn’t. So I tapped everybody’s. –I wonder if we’ll ever know who the hell he was. –We know all we need to. He was evil. He is dead. And he’s gone. Nothing more matters. 1) Miss Koslova is it ? What would your first name be ? 2)(exhales smoke) Major . MAJOR...

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A snowdad is better then no dad. better snowdad than nodad But Dad? Did u just call me but dad?? Dad’s the snow man!! Do you think we should leave her up for christmas Fucker’s a snowman! i am the whizzard of blizzard! hahahaha I AM THE WIZZARD OF BLIZZARDS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Luke i am ur father Nice...

–When I grow up, I want to be a gynecologist. –You need to give a reason. –You’re the reason, Miss Marquez. 1. Losers say what? 2. What? 1. Losers! Angry Man: I’m a loser. You’re a son of a bitch. Jack: I can’t believe you said that. You cussed. You said the B-word. As we come to the end of this...

#1)Shit. This dude got dogs. I don’t do dogs. I had a … real bad experience, man. #2)What happened? #1)I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE. (A fter blowing up a van) You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! –Don’t spend it. Invest. –In what? –In gold. –I am going to New York tomorrow morning at 6...

(1)(hands limo driver a bottle of Dom Perrignon) Here you are my good man, recycle! (1)…help other people all times, keep myself physically strong, mentally awake… (1 walks into 2) (2)What was that last one all about? (1)Bill, it’s back. (2)Y-y-you’re sure? (1)Yeah. I found a photograph of George....

(2 is at her telescope, hears 1 approaching the room, and 2 hides behind the window curtains.) 1) (to her assistant) Now, I’m sure the late Mrs. Callaway was a lovely woman, but look at this room! No wonder the woman’s dead, she had absolutely no taste! I can’t wait to sell this house.(2 holds open...