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Movie Quotes from Worst Witch, The: Quotes from the movie Worst Witch, The

1)I never dreamed she’d give us the laughing potion. 2)I’ve never seen her laugh. 1)I think we need pondweed? 2)That’s right!Pondweed gathered at midnight! How much? 1)It’s turning pink 2)Good 1)What colors the others? 2)I can’t see Imagine kissing HB (Hardbroom)… MILLLDRED HUBBLE!!! No textbooks...

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Movie Quotes from World Is Not Enough, The: Quotes from the movie World Is Not Enough, The

(1) Foolish sentiment! (2) Family motto. (1)I’ve always wanted to have Christmas in July. (2) Is that a Christmas joke?(3)To me…no. 1) What happened to Davidov. I was told to expect him. 2) He was buried with work. 1/_I could’ve given you the world. 2/_The world is not enough. 1/_Foolish sentiment....

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Movie Quotes from World According to Garp, The: Quotes from the movie World According to Garp, The

–Is that the latest fashion? –No, Mom. That’s the oldest profession. 1) You’re supposed to think about the past when you’re old and gray. 2) To hell with that. When I’m old and gray, I won’t remember my past. We have to do it now while we’re still young. In the world according to Garp we area all...

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Movie Quotes from Limbo: Quotes from the movie Limbo

–So how did your stuff end up at his place? –Unforeseen circumstances. –Where are you living these days? –Two steps ahead of the finance company. Geez, you two are a perfect match. Doom and gloom. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Limbo’: Quotes from the movie ‘Limbo’

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Movie quotes from Red Mountain, Red Scorpion and Red Violin, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

A house divided against itself cannot stand. Your president said that. Our president. –Are you out of your mind? –No, just out of bullets. I’m still Spetznaz. What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes? Page Topic: Movie quotes from Red Mountain, Red Scorpion and Red...

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Movie Quotes from Lightning Jack: Quotes from the movie Lightning Jack

The name’s Lightning Jack Kane….. that’s *THE* Lightning Jack Kane written: Is he bald? written: not deaf, not stupid, just mute! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lightning Jack’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lightning Jack’

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Movie Quotes from Lifeguard: Quotes from the movie Lifeguard

Falling In Love With The Wind. MACHINE GUN WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME ? – MY REAL NAME IS HAROLD No drifting back to the beach the first day you resent wearing a shirt. Time and Tide. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lifeguard’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lifeguard’

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Movie Quotes from Lifeforce: Quotes from the movie Lifeforce

I am the feminine in your mind. She’s looking for a man – any man. She wants to steal some energy from him. The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the genesis of my lifeform. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lifeforce’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lifeforce’

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Movie Quotes from Working Girl: Quotes from the movie Working Girl

(Reads the price tag on a dress). It’s $6000. It’s not even leather!!! #1. Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me what you expect of me. #2. I expect you to call me Tess. I don’t expect you to fetch me coffee unless you’re getting some for yourself….and the rest we’ll just make up as we...

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Movie Quotes from Woodstock: Quotes from the movie Woodstock

1/ This is our second gig 2/ This is the second time we’ve ever played in front of people, man, we’re scared shitless! At The Hop. Coming Into Los Angeles. Freedom. Going Up The Country. Handsome Johnny. I must say this, the young people have been very nice [repeated several times] I Want To Take...

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Movie Quotes from Wood, The: Quotes from the movie Wood, The

A dolla! Damn nigga, let me hold it! AH. NIGGA DAT SHIT RHYMED. I’M HARDER THAN RUN D.M.C. I’M A BE A FUCKIN RAPPA. SELL A WHOLE ALBUM ABOUT WEED. Alicia, gotta find Alicia! ALICIA. MAN. IT WAS EARLY IN THE MORNING. AND MY HORMONES WUZ WIDE AWAKE. Booty first? Chilling, hanging, chilling, hanging....

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Movie quotes from Queens Logic, Quest for the Mighty Sword and Quest, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Dennis has some physical problems – he’s a white man who thinks he’s James Brown 1. I have no reason to follow you anymore. 2. Then stop following us. 3. Join us. I always pay my debts. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Queens Logic, Quest for the Mighty Sword and Quest, The. Great Movie quotes and...

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Movie Quotes from Life Stinks: Quotes from the movie Life Stinks

I’m not pepto! Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. That’s what life is. Just a bunch of moments. Most of them are lousy, but once in a while you get a good one. What’s wrong with crazy? Crazy’s good! Crazy keeps ’em away! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Life Stinks’: Quotes from...

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Movie Quotes from Life and Death of Colonel Blimp, The: Quotes from the movie Life and Death of Colonel Blimp, The

–The Kaiser spoke and the Prince of Wales spoke. –Spoke about what? –Nobody could remember. –Was the cooking good? –It was English cooking. –We must go, darling. We have the Bishop for lunch. –I hope he’s tender. Are you mad? I know what war is. You know that, after the war, we had ver bad years in...

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Movie Quotes from Librarian: Quest for the Spear, The: Quotes from the movie Librarian: Quest for the Spear, The

–It doesn’t have to be like this. We’re going to rule the world. We can be together. –Get your own geek! –You only live once. –Unless you believe in Buddhism. The fate of the world is in my hands? That’s so…sad. Where are the Marines? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Librarian: Quest for the Spear,...

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Movie Quotes from Woo: Quotes from the movie Woo

-Didn;t our people work hard enough in the FIELDS to deserve a decent meal? -Lenny…what is a chicken hoe? -Well as you can see, we’re full. -Oh I see, you’re full tonight so you seat the black people at the punk table. -Well I can see that you are honey…and I want you to tell me all about it, just...

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Movie Quotes from Wonderland: Quotes from the movie Wonderland

–Jesus Christ! –Close. Eddie Nash. –Where do you want to go? –Anywhere. Everywhere. –You’ve go to do it. If you don’t, I’m dead. –You’re already dead. Dawn, you are in grave danger. He left me. If you could read my mind. Tarot cards? Devil worshiper! whats you favorate ride at disneyland baby ?...

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Movie Quotes from Wonderful Wizard of Oz, The: Quotes from the movie Wonderful Wizard of Oz, The

1.) So, are you a good witch or a bad witch? 2.) Why I’m not a witch at all! I can’t go back! I don’t know how it works! Poppies…Poppies… THERE IS NOTHING IN THE BAG FOR ME There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. toto i dont think we are in kansas anymore Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

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