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Movie Quotes from Leviathan: Quotes from the movie Leviathan

I know you’ve been through hell. Been bitch? We still here! Say AH, Motherfucker! The man’s asking if you’re hooked on 22, you dumb shit. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Leviathan’: Quotes from the movie ‘Leviathan’

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Movie quotes from Primary Target, Primrose Path, The and Prince and the Showgirl, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

The golden triangle. We live not as we wish to, but as we can. Better luck next time. Only not with me, of course. Yes, I speak German. I was born in Milwaukee. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Primary Target, Primrose Path, The and Prince and the Showgirl, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Let It Be: Quotes from the movie Let It Be

George: I’ll play whatever you want me to play, or I won’t play at all if you don’t want me to play, you know John: I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition John: That was CAN YOU DIG IT by Georgie Wood… [last line] I’d like to thank you very...

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Movie Quotes from Leprechaun 2: Quotes from the movie Leprechaun 2

bless you my child bless you i need my gold back so i can fund the orphanage for lost leprechauns… every year thousands of leprechauns starve to death due to a lack of four leaf clovers…my program is desined to plant four leaf clovers all over the world and thus eliminate the need for dead...

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Movie Quotes from Lepke: Quotes from the movie Lepke

If I was a wop, you wouldn’t frisk me. No everybody in town is gonna pay! They’re gonna fry you in the chair. Nice and slow. And I’m gonna enjoy it. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Lepke’: Quotes from the movie ‘Lepke’

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Movie Quotes from Wonder Boys: Quotes from the movie Wonder Boys

CRABTREE Oh my goodness. Do you see what I see? GRADY follows Crabtree’s glance and finds Oola again, but it’s not Oola CRABTREE is eyeing, it’s her CUSTOMER. GRADY President of the James Brown Hair Club For Men. Sitting alone in the dark booth is a SMALL BLACK MAN with big hands, a face peppered...

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Movie Quotes from Women, The: Quotes from the movie Women, The

–Crawl slowly up the wall. –The way you say that makes me sound like vermin. –That shouldn’t be much effort…I mean, crawling up the wall. –May I suggest if you’re dressing to please Stephen, get rid of that one? He doesn’t like such obvious effects. –Thanks for the tip. But when anything I’m...

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Movie Quotes from Legend of Lylah Clare, The: Quotes from the movie Legend of Lylah Clare, The

Aren’t you borrowing rather heavily from ‘Sunset Blvd.’? Think of all the people you’ve had ten percent of. Almost enough to make you a complete person. We’re moving like a deeply offended Tibetan yak! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Legend of Lylah Clare, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Legend of...

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Movie Quotes from Legend of Hell House, The: Quotes from the movie Legend of Hell House, The

I give it feeling that you’ll gain the strength to go from this house. There’s a field of measurable enery which can be reversed…in essence the house is a giant battery, the residual energy of which must be tapped by all who enter it. Welcome to my house. I’m delighted you could come. I’m certain...

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Movie quotes from Place at the Coast, The, Planète sauvage, La and Play Dirty. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Fight Club well colour mw happy theres a sofa in here for two Mother, I can’t find Terr, and my earphones are missing. Solider’ Sorry, lieutenant Lieutenant: Well, don’t do it again. Approximate quote from two characters at the end of the film. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Place at the Coast, The,...

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Movie Quotes from Legal Eagles: Quotes from the movie Legal Eagles

–Do you always cross-examine people? –Only when they lie to me. Put out the fire. That look in your eyes…pure blue steel. What is sexual politics? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Legal Eagles’: Quotes from the movie ‘Legal Eagles’

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Movie Quotes from Left Behind: Quotes from the movie Left Behind

1) We lost several old people, but not all of them, and we lost several middle-aged people, but not all of them. We even lost some teenagers….. Sir we lost every child and baby on this plane. 2) How many were there 1) More than a dozen. But all of them. Not one is left. 1) You know we lost several...

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Movie Quotes from Leave It to Beaver: Quotes from the movie Leave It to Beaver

–Eddie? –Yes, Mrs. Cleaver? –Cut the crap. ahhh there goes the computer out the window! watch you You know, Mrs. Cleaver- and I say this with all due respect- for a mom, you’re quite the babe. youre wally cleaver Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Leave It to Beaver’: Quotes from the movie ‘Leave It to...

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Movie Quotes from Wolfen: Quotes from the movie Wolfen

1/_ He killed an *apple* 2/_ What’s an *apple*?? 1/_ A conservative indian…. red on the outside, white on the inside 1/_Can you train a wolf?….. 2/_….Then it wouldn’t be a wolf I can drink like a fish, fuck like a bunny and I can *shift* with the best of them In arrogance, Man knows nothing of what...

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Movie quotes from Passport to Paris, Paternity and Pather Panchali. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Melanie-We were in Paris for 10 minutes and we were already in trouble. Little did we know, that our stomachs were about to be in even bigger trouble. Who are you?…her falafel therapist? Whatever God does is for the best. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Passport to Paris, Paternity and Pather...

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Movie Quotes from Le Mans: Quotes from the movie Le Mans

–But what is so important about driving faster than anyone else? –Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing’s important to men who do it well. When you’re racing, it’s life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting. –When people risk their lives, shouldn’t it be for...

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Movie Quotes from Wolf Man, The: Quotes from the movie Wolf Man, The

–It’s an old legend. You’ll find something like it in the folklore of nearly every nation. The scientific name for it is lycanthropy. It’s a variety of schizophrenia. –That’s Greek to me. Even a man who says his prayers and gets to bed by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the...

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