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Movie Quotes from Wolf: Quotes from the movie Wolf

Power without guilt, love without doubt. Are you kidding? I can smell it. I can smell it a mile away. I’m not a fool, Laura. I’ve been offered a choice between no job and a job no one would want. What, are you crazy? you know, I think I understand what you’re like now. You’re very beautiful and you...

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Movie Quotes from Wog Boy, The: Quotes from the movie Wog Boy, The

Ambition is just an excuse for not having the guts to be lazy! Cop 1 – where is your intented destiation and this untimely hour… steve – huh? cop 2 where you goign so early in the mornin’ steve – i am acutally of to church.. cop 2 – yeh right your an alter boy… steve – nah i am actually on the dole...

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Movie Quotes from Wizards: Quotes from the movie Wizards

Coming from Mr. Nice Guy here, those fairies must be something else! How true, fairy goddess of the new world! I think it’d be better if you released me and we all ran away. I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch! It ain’t no fairy land out there, kid. Just wake me up when the...

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Movie Quotes from Wizard, The: Quotes from the movie Wizard, The

– I know what you were going to do and you can just forget about it. There is no way; I am NOT kissing a boy. – A girl, maybe? – You smart ass. -What the hell are you doing? -I can’t believe this! (grunt) I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat Mega Turtle at the end of level 3 (grunt) -You got...

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Movie Quotes from Last Seduction, The: Quotes from the movie Last Seduction, The

He won’t hurt you. I need a New Yorker for that. I believe what we’re looking for is a certain horse like quality look, go find yourself a nice little cow girl, amke nice little gcow babies and leave me the fuck alone Trish wasn’t really coming to beston mike You’re my designated fuck (to Mike when...

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Movie Quotes from Last of the Red Hot Lovers: Quotes from the movie Last of the Red Hot Lovers

(Elaine)You were smelling your fingers again. (Barney)No I wasn’t. I was looking at my watch. (Elaine)Oh, is it time to smell your fingers again. (Elaine)You’re not actively serious? Alfie. What the world needs now. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Last of the Red Hot Lovers’: Quotes from the movie...

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Movie quotes from Out on a Limb, Outfit, The and Outland. Great Movie quotes and lines.

1)JIM! 2)JIM?! 1)JIM! 2)JIM?! 1)JIM!! 2)…IS THAT YOU OR ME!?!? Nobody plays rougher than The Outfit. Marshall O’Niel: Think it over. Marshall O’Niel: You want crooked teeth? Page Topic: Movie quotes from Out on a Limb, Outfit, The and Outland. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Last of the High Kings, The: Quotes from the movie Last of the High Kings, The

Did you commit sex with a Protestant? Frankie’s Mom:) There are plenty of good Protestants. Frankie:) Yeah? Frankie’s mom:) Yea. It’s a shame they’re all dead Frankie, there’s special instructions for feedin’ that fish. You can’t over-feed him or he’ll… or he’ll explode. I’d say, *I love you, Romy…...

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Movie Quotes from Last of Sheila, The: Quotes from the movie Last of Sheila, The

I call it the Sheila Green Memorial Gossip Game. I hate my luggage more than life itself. My mouth is so dry they could shoot ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ in it. Who did this room? Parker Brothers? You don’t have to move around for the game…if you’re smart enough. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Last of...

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Movie Quotes from Last Night: Quotes from the movie Last Night

(Talking about having sex before the end of the world.) CRAIG: If you are going to be going… PATRICK: Might as well be coming. 1)Look at me! 2)I’m not afraid of you. I’m not afraid of what you can do. You’re the one who’s afraid. You’re the one who’s afraid. PATRICK: (Wanting to borrow one of...

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Movie Quotes from Wizard of Oz, The: Quotes from the movie Wizard of Oz, The

#1-I haven’t got a brain… only straw. #2-How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? #1-I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they? #2-Yes, I guess you’re right. A heart can not be made practical until it can be made unbreakable A heart is not judged by how...

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Movie Quotes from Wizard of Oz, The : Quotes from the movie Wizard of Oz, The

#1-I haven’t got a brain… only straw. #2-How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? #1-I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they? #2-Yes, I guess you’re right. #1: You mean she bit ya? #2: No, her dog… #1 Oh, she bit her dog, eh? #2: No! (lion) Ok, I’ll...

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Movie Quotes from Wiz, The: Quotes from the movie Wiz, The

1) I got a little Job for you, Cheetah. Bring me Dorothy, the Scarecrow, Teh Tin Man, the Lion and the dog too. 2) How do you want them, white bread or rye? (they all laugh) 1) You get smart with me and I’ll send you back to your cages! 1) What do you want, you overstuffed animal cracker? 2) I want...

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Movie Quotes from Witness Protection: Quotes from the movie Witness Protection

–So what’s our balance? –Zero. –Where are we going to live? –That’s the million dollar question. A couple of regular businessmen like anybody else. A readjustment of expectations. He’s my husband. We’re a family. I always loved Bobby. I don’t care if you bring your wife, your girlfriend, or a sheep...

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Movie Quotes from Witness for the Prosecution: Quotes from the movie Witness for the Prosecution

–How lucky you lawyers are….I almost married a lawyer once. I was in attendance when he had his appendectomy and we became engaged as soon as he could sit up. Then peritonitis set in, and he went like that. –He certainly was a lucky lawyer. –It’s so weird thinking of her now lying in that living...

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Movie quotes from Oleanna, Omega Doom and On Approval. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Music by Rebecca Pidgeon. Who died and made you god? You did. –Yes, mistress. –Mistress! Not yet! You can find the dinghy by the jetty. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Oleanna, Omega Doom and On Approval. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Last Hard Men, The: Quotes from the movie Last Hard Men, The

Because I never knew how to do anything else. I quit the law because I thought it was over. You don’t die for women. You kill for them. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Last Hard Men, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Last Hard Men, The’

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Movie Quotes from Last Emperor, The: Quotes from the movie Last Emperor, The

Drink it. Drink the green ink. Little Pu-Yi, I have decided that you will be the new Lord of 10,000 Years, you will be–the Son–of–Heaven. Your Majesty, in my country it would be usual to begin with some kind of examination. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Last Emperor, The’: Quotes from the movie...

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