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Movie Quotes from King Lear: Quotes from the movie King Lear

I am a man more sinned against, than sin itself Lear is mad!!!! Nothing comes from nothing Poor Toms a cold why does a horse Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘King Lear’: Quotes from the movie ‘King Lear’

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Movie Quotes from King Cobra: Quotes from the movie King Cobra

Aw hell no, what up dog? Hey kid, I’m a computer. My spoon is too big. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘King Cobra’: Quotes from the movie ‘King Cobra’

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Movie Quotes from Killing, The: Quotes from the movie Killing, The

Anytime you take a chance, make sure the risks are worth the payoff. This is a bad joke without a punch line. You know, I often thought the artist and the gangster are the same in the eyes of the masses. They are admired and hero-worshipped, but there is always present the underlying wish to see...

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Movie Quotes from Wind and the Lion, The: Quotes from the movie Wind and the Lion, The

–Theodore! You are dangerous! You might even shoot somebody. Accidentally, I mean. –John, I’d never shoot anyone accidently. I need the votes! –Why would anyone want to cut out a man’s tongue? –Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say. I am Raisuli. Do not laugh at me again. I am the...

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Movie Quotes from Win A Date with Tad Hamilton: Quotes from the movie Win A Date with Tad Hamilton

1) Congratulations. You’re actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time. 2) Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever… 1) *scoffs* 2)…but on the other hand, maybe isn’t so great for the image. 1- i love you 2- how many times in your life have you said that...

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Movie Quotes from Wilson: Quotes from the movie Wilson

America has but two choices, gentlemen. It must accept the League of Nations or live with a gun in its hand. It’s for the people to decide. Everything I say is quoted, sometimes even correctly. Have I ever done anything foolish without asking your permission? I understand Teddy Roosevelt says...

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Movie Quotes from Killer Nerd: Quotes from the movie Killer Nerd

i got a stiff upper lip and a tight ass roses are red violets are placid you screwed me over have a face full of acid what luck, jeez, what a brick you cant choke on pie mother! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Killer Nerd’: Quotes from the movie ‘Killer Nerd’

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Movie quotes from Magical Mystery Tour, Magnificent Yankee, The and Mahler. Great Movie quotes and lines.

AUNT:who for you? shall i knit for you? RINGO:no. dont knit fer me! Do you know what I think when I see a pretty girl?…Oh, to be 80 again. You’ve already wasted three minutes of my time! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Magical Mystery Tour, Magnificent Yankee, The and Mahler. Great Movie quotes and...

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Movie Quotes from Kikis Delivery Service: Quotes from the movie Kikis Delivery Service

1: Hey! You can’t be late for every meal, you know! And you can wash your plate yourself! 2: Meow! 1: Meow! Why are talking like a cat? 2: Meow!! 1: Huh? Oh no!! Talk to me, Jiji! 1: I can’t understand anything he’s saying… That must mean… Oh no, my witch’s powers! 1: That’s the broom you’re going...

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Movie Quotes from Kid Galahad: Quotes from the movie Kid Galahad

‘King of the Whole Wide World’ Home is where the heart is. I got lucky. We’re an old established firm that can’t afford to take chances. You want diagrams? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Kid Galahad’: Quotes from the movie ‘Kid Galahad’

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Movie Quotes from Kid Dynamite: Quotes from the movie Kid Dynamite

The last time you gave me a five, Lincoln was winkin’. When I was three months old, I run away from home. Six months later I come back. My father takes one look at me, and he runs away from home. You irk me. The only thing I can’t stand is an irk. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Kid Dynamite’:...

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Movie Quotes from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: Quotes from the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

#1-He’ll be made into marshmallows in seconds! #2-That’s ABSURD, my dear lady, UNTHINKABLE! #1-Why?! #2-Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow room! It goes to the fudge room! #1: Charlie! #2: What are you saying? #3: It’s all we have! #1: What business you in, Salt? #2: Nuts. (1) He can’t...

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Movie Quotes from Willow: Quotes from the movie Willow

#1:We go that way, to the lake #2:(taps the other on the shoulder and points the other way) That way… #1: You are drunk and when you are drunk, you forget that (both say simultaniously)You/I are/am in charge! #2:So fine, which way do we go Tog:THAT WAY! …we stole da baby…while he was taking a...

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Movie Quotes from William Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet: Quotes from the movie William Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet

1)…Be it any other name would a rose smell as sweet…… brilliant Down With Capulets Down With Montagues! Part, fools! You know not what you do! peace peace i hate thee word as i hate hell,all montagues,and thee. Have at thee coward Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse...

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Movie Quotes from Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor: Quotes from the movie Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor

Don’t be stupid boy. I’m not gonna fight her. I’ll destroy her short life! Wait till everyone finds out that Sensei Sloan is here. There’ll be the sound of a hundred bricks s***ing at the same time! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor’: Quotes from the movie ‘Kickboxer 4: The...

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Movie Quotes from Kickboxer 2: The Road Back: Quotes from the movie Kickboxer 2: The Road Back

1) You know, sometimes it’s better to flow than to attack. 2) And sometimes, it’s better to attack. 1) But the wise man knows when to do which. Sometimes when you’re blind, and times seem darkest, you can often see things more clearly. sometimes when your blind times seem dark, but you often see...

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Movie Quotes from Khartoum: Quotes from the movie Khartoum

I do not often meet with a Christian, Gordon Pasha. Is it because you are Christian that I feel myself in the presence of evil? I will not leave Khartoum, for I too perform miracles. And you shall witness one. While I may die for your miracle, you will certainly die of mine. The Egyptians must...

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Movie Quotes from Kenny and Company: Quotes from the movie Kenny and Company

And that’s the way handcuffs work. How’d you like school today pacou! Enchilada I’ll have a large suicide. Sherrrmennnn! that didn’t hurt a bit Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Kenny and Company’: Quotes from the movie ‘Kenny and Company’

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