Innocent English

Stand by your man. With this scum, you gotta take the law into your own hands. You don’t just book these guys, you kill ’em. 1.Sometimes I think there’s something wrong with me. 2.I’ve never met anyone born after 1965 who wasn’t incomplete somehow. 1.Why is that? 2.Microwave ovens, I think. I don’t...

I will destroy them! We’re dealing with a gnome! A devil! Where am I from? I am…from You. You have death around you. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Keep, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Keep, The’

I got to find a way to clear myself. I’m no stray dog you can pick up, and I like my neck without a collar. Now get lost! Thanks for nothin’! What makes a two-bit heel like you think a heater would give him an edge over me? You been giving me the fisheye all night. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

Anything could happen here. One night it did. Blondie: So can I have my husband back now? Seldom: How would you like him, in a bag or in a box? Today you’re going to exercise your God-given right to vote. Except you’re going to vote the way I tell you to. You know what I didn’t do today? I didn’t...

I have a number of things to tell you. First, you stole this business from my father, second, it killed my mother, and now, you’re trying to ruin me. You made me hate myself. Well, I like myself now. I saw a screening (March 11, 2003). This is the worse movie I’ve ever seen. Jeff Houston Mr....

(1) Where’s Vida? (2) Actually, she’s over at the hospital being treated for thigh chafe. Once you’re had a clown, you never go back. A fate worse than death, proclaims my brother . . . the clown. Don’t give me that sanctimonious sh**! It’s over, because you say it’s over?! You don’t get it do you?...

All life’s really serious journeys involve a railway terminus. By an unforgivable oversight, I’ve never been blackmailed myself, but my friends assure me that 100 pounds will usually suffice. Egypt is lovely this time of year. How could they be so cruel to one so beautiful? I can believe in...

I’ll get it lady! Talk to the hand brother, for you shall never be in a repentful state. Now you shall kiss the bride, (laughter) -Dr Daniel Stern FOR ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THIS MOVIE, LET ME TELL YOU ALL, THAT THIS IS SUCH A LOVELY MOVIE, Twigs acting skills are very MDF, but who cares, Natalie...

Dooley: Sorry we’re late! Ken! This is a bitching pad man! You got a swimming pool in your dining hall, I gotta get one of those! Ladies & Gents sorry we’re late I couldn’t bring Tracy so i’ve brought Jerry Lee. Lets try the wine, (tries it & spits it out) this wine sucks! Is this crystal? (smashes...

He’s rich, he’s powerful, he adores me, he’s exciting in every way… Someone should tell younger men about older men. I wouldn’t call that bitch a taxi to take her to hell. I’ll tell you who lives in New Jersey! Cousins live in New Jersey! Marriage, it’s the quintessential deal. Page Topic: Movie...

(1) did you ask your uncle before you took his car? (2) Hey he let’s me drive it anytime I want. (1) Then why did you had to hot wire it?! (1) Mommy, I can feel the rotation in the air (2) You’re plastered, Alice. * sings *…. It’s the sport of kings, it’s better than diamond rings, it’s better than...

Why y’all look like you’ve seen a ghost? It’s me, dear friends – alive and kicking!… Well, alive, anyway…. We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven’t lost our sense of humour! No, not even when we’ve lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and our...

–Christ, Mr. Bridge, don’t you ever sleep? –I did, once. It’s overrated. –You can trust me, Dad. –Stepdad. I want everybody out of my house, right now! I want the good, the bad, and the ugly. I’ll tell you, greed, it’ll do it to you every time. Just learned a long time ago when something doesn’t...

Just because you’re leaving doesn’t mean you’re not going to the same goddamn place. You are the one in my dreams of blood. 1-Flattery is the trick of the devil, Brother Walker. 2-Ah. But the truth is not flattery! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Leaving Normal, Leech Woman, The and Legacy. Great...

–I like being famous. You know what happens when I go shopping for groceries now? I’m famous. I buy mayonnaise and I’m famous. –It’s only fame, Lily. It’s just a paint job. Just remember, it doesn’t have anything to do with writing. There are women who reach a perfect time of life, when the face...

–Would you have told me all this at the cafe? –Yes. He was so different from other men. She begs God to forgive her in advance…and believes he will. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Jules et Jim’: Quotes from the movie ‘Jules et Jim’

(1) Nice breast-stroke… (2) Is there some reason why you’re here? (3) Curious, I guess (4) About what? On how to improve your breast-stroke? (teacher kissing student) now you two!! 1) Why do you think they haven’t gotten your statement yet? Because they’re busy looking for dirt..and they’re not...

(she)B.R.M.C.? What does that stand for? (he) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. (she)Oh ya, what are you rebelling against? (he) What do ua got. –What are you rebelling against, Johnny? –Whattaya got? Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. I’ve been looking for you in every ditch, hopin’ you was dead. My old man...