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‘BOUT HOW LONG IT TAKE TO SHAVE THEM LEGS ANYWAY? (1)Who the hell are you? (2) My… name… is… Johnny Wishbone. I am a psychic. Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix. I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverley Hills Police Department was having trouble...

#1- Is this the man? #2- Yes Sir. 1- Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland’s window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana? #2- Yes Sir. #1- Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a strip tease establishment? #3- Ah it’s Rosewood Sir. $7.50....

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(singing) Well… Let me tell ya a story ’bout a man named Jed. A poor mountineer bearly kept his family fed. But then one day he was shootin’ at some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude. Oil that is, black gold, texas tea. Well next thing you know old Jeds a millionair, kinfolk said...

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