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I don’t mind living alone. I mind being alone. People are more than one thing. We’re fighting crime. When in doubt, assume it’s a clue. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise’: Quotes from the movie ‘Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise’

(gizmo on plane pedal gets loose and plane jerks) 1. What’s wrong? what’s wrong? 2. Leon, fly her! 1. I don’t know how! 2. Just keep the stick from moving! (Leon grabs it) 1. HELLLLLPPPP!(family car goes by plane)3. I don’t see him, ohmygosh, he fell out! 4. You’re right. 3. Ohhhh! 4. No, you’re...

1) Hey Josh, is today tomorrow? 2)No Frank, tomorrow’s tomorrow. Today’s today, and tomorrow’s tomorrow. 1) It wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that Rome is where the Vatacin and that’s where the Pope lives? 2) WHOOA! The pope lives there?? 1)I’m goin on a mission, a real mission. 2)What...

I trust the sight of the young people refreshes you It’s far too dangerous to jump through fire with your clothes on. Lord Summerisle: Do sit down, Sargeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent. Lord Summerisle: I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and...

Birds just love Nestle! A reason why Kill Bill was such a big hit. A funny toothpaste ad. Virages Extreme billboard ad. Realistc PSP Billboard ad. Organic shoes? Funny Fitness Center billboard ad. Guess who’s behind the shadow. Someone must have used a real bread on this ad.

Keep that monkey away from me!!! No bones? Murielle Lang, the woman with a heart of Gold Page Topic: Movie quotes from Island of Doomed Men, Island of Terror and It Can Happen To You. Great Movie quotes and lines.

1)Have I told you how proud we are to have Dr. Jekyll here at Our Lady Of Pain And Suffering? (2) Several times. You’re a kiss ass aren’t you? (1)Oh,yes! Jekyll/Hyde : HELP ME, him, US! I’m a sex crazed beast with a giant erection that won’t go away no matter how many times I do it. Your a nurse,...

1) I can walk! 2) You could always walk. 1) Shut up. Mom, you were chilly. You withheld. You beat me with a baseball bat. But I understand…I forgive. And now, you’re old…you’ve got a plastic hip…AND I’VE GOT THE BAT!!!!! This is Angelique. She’s a preoperative transsexual lesbian. Page Topic: Movie...

Ellie’s little sister- What did you do Ellie? Ellie- Where are you going? Ellie’s little sister- I’m going to school. Ellie- You don’t have to leave for another 30 minutes! Ellie: Where were you? Dad:Get off my ass! I could tell her about the mole on your left ass check. Person 1-Ellie what did you...

If God had not meant for some people to be poorer than others, He would have not published the Bible in paperback — Armageddon T. Thunderbird (Andy Kaufman) An actor as president? An actor…as president? castaway castaway trust in your star you know i will find you wherever you are Page Topic: Movie...

For the moment, let them enjoy a calm sea, a fresh breeze and each other. I was a sinner, but i didn’t sin every day. Why do the gods punish me every day? If I was to punish every blasphemy, I would have no followers. The gods are best served by those who need their help the least. Page Topic:...

I know the feeling. I wish you would fuckin’ die. Listen, stop kicking me. I hate that. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘January Man’: Quotes from the movie ‘January Man’

#1- You need Hemely Post. #2- Hemely Post? #1 ya, you know the manners chick. I’ll even go with you, and I don’t need no f**kin’ manners (BELCH!!) …meant that I have an attitude problem, I do not have an attitude problem, so don’t fuck with me! Excuse me lady I don’t think you have ever been...

–Why don’t we go out and kill someone tonight? –Wow! –You’re afraid of everything, Oz. –That’s not true. Hey! I just vacuumed this rug. I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart! I need your help. I want him dead. Yesterday! Before breakfast! Before eggs! Scrambled. J: Looks like you got a...

#1 Are you going alone? #2 Yes #1 Good. Can you do me a HUGE favour while your there? Go out and get LAID!! #2 Jill. #1 And call me the second you get back. Better yet call me right after, call me during. I want all the details. #1 Did you vomit recently. #2 I was just about to brush my teeth. #1 I...

But then I’d get scared alone in his room, and I wouldn’t know why. I didn’t know what I was going to learn that year. That monsters are real. Can’t find my way home. Gimme some lovin’. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Jack the Bear’: Quotes from the movie ‘Jack the Bear’

Message received and noted! Self-expression heals the wounded heart. Young lovers seek perfection. Old lovers learn the art of sewing shreds together and of seeing beauty in a multiplicity of patches. A bachelor’s conscience is a woman’s best friend. Don’t give in, you can’t win. Don’t give up, you...