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Movie Quotes from Jude: Quotes from the movie Jude

I BROUGHT YOU SOME BRANDY NO GLASS THERE’S SOME IN THE CUPBOARD I’LL HAVE TO CLEAN THEM DON’T WORRY I’LL DRINK IT LIKE A MAN WHAT DID THEY AT THE SCHOOL I DON’T CARE I’LL GO BACK AS SOON AS I DRY i wish i could get warm JUDE JUDE LET ME IN THEY LOCKED ME OUT FOR BEING WITH SO I CLIMBED OUT A WINDOW...

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Movie Quotes from Joyride: Quotes from the movie Joyride

1. do you know who that is? 2. Mr. Wiggles? Candy Cane… Rockaria! you need to find… a highly qualified phyciatrist not a phycologist you’re gonna need some drugs. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Joyride’: Quotes from the movie ‘Joyride’

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Movie quotes from Lady and the Monster, The, Lady Caroline Lamb and Lady Dracula. Great Movie quotes and lines.

me butt has a fungus infection and it’s all your fault He writes like a housewife on the verge of the vapors. it’s like feeding crackers to a bear -mr. long Page Topic: Movie quotes from Lady and the Monster, The, Lady Caroline Lamb and Lady Dracula. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Journey of Natty Gann, The: Quotes from the movie Journey of Natty Gann, The

I’m no Red. I just fight for what I believe in. What the hell was she doing in Colorado? You’re a real woman of the world, kid. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Journey of Natty Gann, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Journey of Natty Gann, The’

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Movie Quotes from Josh and S.A.M.: Quotes from the movie Josh and S.A.M.

1)i got your blonde hair and red hat off of a juice box. 2)lord almighty, i met my maker 1)Josh, it’s me, Sam. 2) don’t mind my brother. he has problems. See Mom, this is what happens when you drink while your pregnant. Yeah this is your worst nightmare, the Liberty Maid. I have a message for you...

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Movie Quotes from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Quotes from the movie Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Come and lie with me, love. I know we shall find our own peice of mind for we have been promised a land of our own I look handsome, I look smart. I am a walking working of art. Such a dazzling coat of many colors, how I love my coat of many colors. Strange as it seems, there’s been a run of crazy...

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Movie Quotes from Wild Geese, The: Quotes from the movie Wild Geese, The

–We’re dead! –Esposito, you’re not dead until I tell you you’re dead. Alan go ‘n see how the men are. Tell them to jettison everything thats not nailed down do it, Alan. Any man here steps out of line and I will kill him stone dead. It will not worry me in the slightest. There are no Queen’s...

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Movie quotes from Kill Squad, Kill the Man and Kill! Kill! Kill!. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Im looking for the bastard who looks & smells like the arsehole of a horse Fucking mimes Kill the pusher! Kill the source! Kill the contact! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Kill Squad, Kill the Man and Kill! Kill! Kill!. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Johnny Got His Gun: Quotes from the movie Johnny Got His Gun

(1) Father, what is democracy? (2) Got something to do with young men killing eachother i believe. – Don’t you have some message for him? At least you could tell him to put his faith in God. – I wouldn’t risk testing his faith against your stupidity Death has a certain dignity of it’s own. I don’t...

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Movie Quotes from Joe the King: Quotes from the movie Joe the King

1) You hittin’ people now? 2)ok, can we eat? 1) no, I’m talking to your stupid son. 1)You hittin little girls with pencils? 3)It was the eraser end. 1)You listen, if I ever hear crap like that from any of your teachers again I will knock your fuckin’ head off. 3)I didn’t even hurt her. 1)It’s my...

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Movie Quotes from Wild Bunch, The: Quotes from the movie Wild Bunch, The

–He gave his word. –Gave his word to a railroad. –He’ll be waiting for us. –I wouldn’t have it any other way. –They? Who the hell is they? –Railroad men…bounty hunters…Deke Thornton. –What do you want? –We want Angel. 1. Mexico Lindo 2. I don’t see nothing so Lindo about it. It just looks like more...

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Movie Quotes from Wild at Heart: Quotes from the movie Wild at Heart

–That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever? –How clever? –He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington. …say fuck me…fuck me…say it…fuck me… 1)Did Lula tell you she was pregnant? 2)Naw,(laughing)just guessing is all! Goin buffalo hunting? What the FUCK does that mean?!...

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Movie Quotes from Joe Kidd: Quotes from the movie Joe Kidd

I got claim to…nearly 600,000 acres. I haven’t got anything against Luis Chama. I’m looking for Luis Chama Next time, I’ll knock your damn head off. You shouldn’t hit me, Bob. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Joe Kidd’: Quotes from the movie ‘Joe Kidd’

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Movie Quotes from Jinxed!: Quotes from the movie Jinxed!

I’m sick and tired of being your dishrag and I’m going to get even. Let me say something I’ve never said to a man before – help me murder Harold. No Jinx. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Jinxed!’: Quotes from the movie ‘Jinxed!’

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Movie quotes from Johnny Guitar, Johnny Handsome and Johnny Shiloh. Great Movie quotes and lines.

I’ve never seen a woman who was more a man. There’s only two things in this world that a real man needs: a cup of coffee and a good smoke. They changed his looks, his life and future…but they couldn’t change his past. Any soldier worth his salt would try to escape! Page Topic: Movie quotes from...

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Movie Quotes from Jet Pilot: Quotes from the movie Jet Pilot

Hell’s Angels. Shannon to pilot. We’re on our own now. The B-36 is a little to our left. She’s a silly Siberian cupcake. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Jet Pilot’: Quotes from the movie ‘Jet Pilot’

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Movie Quotes from Jet Attack: Quotes from the movie Jet Attack

–You see? Such is life in Uncle Sam’s air force. –With wings you swing. Without a pair, you’re nowhere. We will stay here until he answers…in words I understand. Your whole caper’s a boodle of bad jive. You’re coming strictly from Squareville. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Jet Attack’: Quotes from...

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