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  Giving away your hard earned dollars isn’t funny, but some of these tax jokes are.   If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can’t we pay Congress not to raise taxes?   Some people think the government owes them a living. The rest of us would gladly settle for a small tax...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward....

Have you seen this picture image of a alien life on Mars? Is it Big foot? A Mars ape? A humanoid? Well, while this picture has been all the buzz on the internet, with all kinds of theories and possibilities, it seems the question has been solved. The image was among many sent back to Earth by...

Will the Clinton Clinton Obama Feud destroy the chance of Obama being Hillary’s Vice President? The bickering, arguing, attacking and accusations between Bill and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama has been getting more intense in recent days. While they called a truce on the race fights, at least...

It’s Valentine’s “season” again. A time when millions of people look for the cheapest deals and buys to buy Valentines Flowers and Candy for friends, lovers, coworkers, etc.  Many people send them as a gift to someone else through the mail or UPS.  It’s easy to find the cheapest flowers...

  Check out some of the funniest clean jokes on the internet.   Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you thinking about?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending...

  Money Jokes and Humor: Sometimes it’s hard to see the lighter side of money and personal finance. But here are some funny jokes about money to lighten things up:   TODAY’S DAILY STOCK MARKET REPORT: Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils...

To one extent, if you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all. — Spiro Agnew In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs of negativism. — Spiro Agnew Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the anarchist’s...

  No false advertising here. These are dumb jokes. You’ve been warned.   Why was the archeologist depressed? Because his career was in ruins!   The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?” Mary immediately answered,...

  These are some jokes that are so stupid that they’re actually funny. Sort of. In a sense. After a beer. Or two. Dozen.   The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt...

 Hi. I am looking for a friend from high school. Her name was Melissa Antinora. From research that I have done I think that when she got married and she took the last name of Behel. She is 31 now and I believe that she just had that birthday in Jan/08. I know that I can find like 23 addresses...

  Here are some pretty good clean funny jokes.   Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots’ uniforms–both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his...

  When you need a little bit of fun ammunition, these insult jokes are the perfect weapon.   If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.   When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.   Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse...

  OK, hilarious is a pretty strong word. Let’s just say here are some pretty funny jokes.   A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny, not so Inspirational Sayings of Jack Handey (or Jack Handy)I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional character...

 Have you heard yet? There are sometimes official days, to stop smoking, help a child, pick up trash, and other touching stuff that makes the world a better place and makes people cry. Well, here’s another one. Simon Owen unilaterally decided to make January 30th, 2008 International Delete Your...

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