Innocent English

Minutes after the January 31st Democratic Presidential nominee debate ended, there is a buzz in the air. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are destined to be on the same ticket. The “dream ticket”. Here’s why: Just a few short days ago, the chances of a Hillary Clinton – Barack Obama ticket...

Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page   but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page. So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature,...

Hello: I have been trying to locate sonia and sandra figueroa last known address was 60 ave d in the lillian wald housing projects in new york and living in the same bulding was pedro and angel ( pedro was sonias boy friend at the time & may have married . Sandra was a student in our lady of...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some classic funny doctor jokes. A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here is a collection of some of the best quotes and quotations. Funny, clever, witty, smart and wise. Â Â “If the English...

Here are some of the top Naruto Shippuden fan sites , with info about where to watch the latest Naruto Shippuden Episodes, and lots of other cool stuff. (this page does not have info on Naruto Hentai). naruto.viz.com  A very well produced site that has all the latest cool stuff...

Valentine’s Jokes: Here are some funny (and not so funny) love jokes, relationship jokes, dating jokes and marriage jokes, for Valentine’s Day.   Wife: You know that young couple next door? He’s so sweet to her. Every morning he kisses her goodbye, and every evening he brings her flowers....

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny Bush Quotes from 2006. The best and funiest actual George W. Bush quotes, bloopers, mistakes and Bushisms from 2006...

Here are some Jessica Simpson jokes (at least, hopefully they are jokes): Jessica Simpson came close to death today while horseback riding. She was enjoying a leisurely ride, when the horse started bouncing out of control. Her agent said Jessica attempted to hold on, but failed, and fell off the...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Top 10 Puns of all time The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. What’s the...

It’s Official: Senator Ted Kennedy Is Endorsing Obama for President Senator Ted Kennedy is endorsing Barack Obama for President. This comes at a crucial time, about 10 days before Super Tuesday, Feb. 5.   The senator appeared with Obama and Kennedy’s niece, Caroline Kennedy- John F....

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Same planet, different worlds? Probably just about everyone has had some relationship moments that felt like that.Â...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

About the Youtube video of the “raised taxes” whisper in Republican debate, when Romney was asked a question… Who whispered “Raise Taxes” at the Thursday night, Januar 24th 2008 Republican debate? In case you missed it live and missed the youtube video, Tim Russert asked: Governor Romney, “You...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some of the strangest and most unusual names that celebrities and famous people have named their babies. From...

Herring? I thought they were fish! 1) Are we men, or are we mice? group)MICE! 1)I’ve got a cousin in America. 2)You and everybody else! My son! Now…you are a mouse! fewine whats a fewine? you know a feewine a cat! 1) Hey, now. Don’t worry. There are plenty of mice in Hong Kong. 2) Ooh, I’ll have to...

This section has a lot of pages of funny mistakes and bloopers from Native Speakers. Bushisms, funny test answers and student mistakes, courtroom bloopers, church bulletin mistakes, doctor bloopers, and a whole lot more. Funny Student Bloopers: Funny test answers pics: Pictures of funny student...

These pages have funny English bloopers and mistakes from around the world, including funny signs, funny Hong Kong Movie subtitles and captions, funny fortune cookies, funny ESL mistakes and a lot more. Have a look around. Funny Signs from Restaurants Funny Signs Hall of Fame Other Funny Signs...

This is the section that started InnocentEnglish.com It has funny English mistakes and bloopers from my ESL students. Any of us learning a new language will make a lot of mistakes, and some will sound pretty funny or strange to native speakers. Like the time in college when I was at an Orphanage...

The next James Bond movie, Bond 22, will be called Quantum of Solace. We have the trailer teaser here.   [youtube 1klscL-tFGU]  The next James Bond film, Bond 22, is to be called Quantum of Solace. The title is taken from a short story in the collection published by 007 creator Ian Fleming,...