Innocent English

GALAXY GLUE!!! Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap——-I’d go slippy sloppy slimey over everybody’s hiney,oh I wish I was a little bar of soap!! Sex Pot!!! Why, of all the rudeness. Don’t you people have something else you’d like to shop for, like a little poison maybe? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...

I meant something too! I still exist! That’s silly, honey. People just don’t get smaller. To God, there is no zero. I still exist. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Incredible Shrinking Man, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Incredible Shrinking Man, The’

–My men are experts. –So are the Todday people, at hiding whisky! A happy people, with few and simple pleasures. And if that isn’t a moral story, I don’t know what is. I don’t think the world has been in such a horrible mess since the Flood. It’s a well known fact that some men were born two drinks...

(in response to having someone special in his life)… NO, I’m married. 1: She had the whole package. 2: She had a cock? Brad, Get off the babysitter! Did you stuff her? Every girl has a friend named Jen. Everyone fucks everyone in the end, it’s the nature of the beast. I call it… sturbing. I can...

Do you ever wonder why things are the way they are? How specifications got to be how they are. English specs can be so weird after all. Who dictated that there should be only 12 inches to a foot? Why not 10, or 15 for that matter? Why 3 feet to a yard, or 5280 feet (1760 yards) to a mile? It just...

I’ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedules…and all seem to have a recently departed...

bjkbk i kh hkhkhuk hkhukh hkuh k Love is a chain. I’m here to welcome you We never go to the movies here and there are some things we don’t joke about Name a fish plate after me! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Grass Harp, The, Graveyard Disturbance and Gravy Train, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

I’ve never gotten tired of or left anyone in my life. They’ve had to leave me. If I don’t answer his questions, he handcuffs me to the radiator. Isn’t it a shame how you kill yourself getting a guy in shape so he can take care of you. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘In the Spirit’: Quotes from the...

-Look, I know that sometimes I let him get away with… -Everything! -Where are the boys? -It’s none of your business. -Oh, I see. They’re my boys, but they’re none of my business? Ever notice that even the worst bastards have friends? its in waves..and at times the silence is like rest in music–but...

If you fit into my pants I I will kill myself. (1) OK, time to try an old trick. (2)Oh? And whats the trick? (1)Push it really hard **silence** (2)OK, Push. (1) I did. (Jack): Lucy, I need to ask you a question. (Grandma): Get down on one knee, It’s more romantic that way. (Sol): He’s proposing,...

(Leroy)Could you help me out, baby? Could you help me out? (Annie Mae)What do you want me to do? (Leroy)Uncross your ankles! (Leroy)He’s got a helluva set of nuts on him! (Leroy)I hope our kids don’t turn out like him. (Pop)I heard what you said. Nigger, you got to get some pussy before you can...

come in for supper I did what you said,grandpa. You know,about meetin God half way. He’s the one who helped me. I did what you said,Grandpa. You know,about meetin’ God half way. He’s the one that helped me. I KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TO NAME MY DOGS OLD DAN AND LITTLE ANN If a man’s word isn’t any...

Work can be so tedious. Day in and day out, the same reports, the same tiny cubicle. Icons in cornflower blue and TPS reports. Coming to work naked would definitely spice up the day, wouldn’t it? I wonder if you could get away with it on a Casual Friday. It would have to be on reaaaaaally casual...

Zzzzzz….snrk, huh wha? Oh yea ….amen. Church can make me sleepy at times, no offense. I grew up in a religiously church going family (no pun intended) and still go with them when I visit home. I’ve heard practically every variation of a sermon possible at this point and after a while it all...

Rebellious teenagers are always trouble to their parents. After all, the parents devote their entire lives to passing on one set of values, only to have it be rejected for another set. Right or wrong is a whole different subject, but one can only hope that the right values stick despite the...

Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying...

The girl is out there. 1:And I sir, am the bun! 2:So what am I, the chopped beef? 1:Exactly, sir! Hiii-yah! Stinks, sir? Why, the meat is so fresh, it’s still alive! Don’t shoot Mongo, it just makes him mad. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Go Fish, Go for It and Go to Blazes. Great Movie quotes and...

Honey, I married him four weeks before he left for the war. I was nineteen. I hardly even remember him. I’m just hanging on here with every bit of strength that I’ve got … God, it exhausts me. Show me your face! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘In Country’: Quotes from the movie ‘In Country’