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Movie Quotes from Impostors, The: Quotes from the movie Impostors, The

1: Wait! I’m a man! 2: And so am I! Arthur: Sir, you wouldn’t know a good creme puff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass. In my country they kill the insane. Maurice: Are these cream puffs fresh? Baker: You may taste them if you like… You would not know a good cream puff if it jumped up and...

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Movie Quotes from Imitation of Life: Quotes from the movie Imitation of Life

I’m just tired, Miss Lora, awfully tired. I’m telling you, it’s my mother. It’s funny how things turn out. Well, I’m going up and up and up – and nobody’s going to pull me down! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Imitation of Life’: Quotes from the movie ‘Imitation of Life’

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Movie Quotes from Where the Money Is: Quotes from the movie Where the Money Is

(police outside)come out with ur hands up (man inside) *pause* you havent lived till you have been told that Be cool. Lie to me. Look’em in the eye, but not like you’re gonna remember their faces. My best friend’s girl. My heart belongs to you. Tell me some lies. You might think. Page Topic: Movie...

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Movie Quotes from Where the Lilies Bloom: Quotes from the movie Where the Lilies Bloom

i saw it when i was ten – and wondered if the girl in the movie was a real person..lol she was that good. i’d love to know what happened to her. I saw this movie on TV when I was about 10 – and I’ve never seen it since..but it made sucha great impression on me. I loved Julie Gholson! I happened to...

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Movie Quotes from Where the Heart Is: Quotes from the movie Where the Heart Is

– One of your kids is on the phone – Well which one? – *Sighs* I dunno, Pez, Twinkie, one of ’em –Didn’t he use anything? –Just me. –Lexie, one of your kids is on the phone. –Which one? –Uh, I don’t know…Twinkie, Pez. 1) Do you know anyone that might have wanted to get back at you or hurt you?...

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Movie Quotes from Where the Buffalo Roam: Quotes from the movie Where the Buffalo Roam

As your attorney, I advise you to leave now. Donte blood? I’m actually here to collect blood. It’s o.k., I’m a doctor. You’re moving…see now I missed. I’m a little cowgirl…dabbba dabba…kiss and make better. Forecast is for bad craziness. Get the God Damn tap off the phone!!! Hay Gang. What’s the...

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Movie Quotes from If You Could See What I Hear: Quotes from the movie If You Could See What I Hear

#1 Does it feel different?? #2 Different than sighted people?? #1 No, being w/ a black woman. #2 You’re Black?? Well, how do you like that?? I’m color-blined too!! Good kick!! Beats a 4 iron every time!! My My That is a lovely view You’re the one. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘If You Could See...

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Movie quotes from Game of Death, Games and Gangs of Chicago. Great Movie quotes and lines.

be water From Denver to LA. The name’s Burns. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Game of Death, Games and Gangs of Chicago. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from If Lucy Fell: Quotes from the movie If Lucy Fell

How wonderfully 80’s of you, Joe. I sort of like this dating thing. I’m sort of getting the thing here. What you do is, you sit back and watch as these strange men try to impress you in weird and stupid ways, and then you just pick the least disgusting one. sometimes the person in your head isn’t...

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Movie Quotes from If Looks Could Kill: Quotes from the movie If Looks Could Kill

I am the French teacher If looks could kill. Teach me how to dream. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘If Looks Could Kill’: Quotes from the movie ‘If Looks Could Kill’

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Movie Quotes from If a Man Answers: Quotes from the movie If a Man Answers

A man is a man until he marries–then he becomes a husband! A true, true love. If a man answers. Would love to see this movie again soon. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘If a Man Answers’: Quotes from the movie ‘If a Man Answers’

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Movie Quotes from Where the Boys Are: Quotes from the movie Where the Boys Are

Are you a good girl, Tuggle? Experience – that’s what separates the girls from the girl scouts. Gentlemen, the city of Fort Lauderdale is once again under fire from the north. We’ve survived it before and I reckon we’re gonna survive it again. Have you met Miss Fandango? That’s a lot of girl,...

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Movie Quotes from Where Eagles Dare: Quotes from the movie Where Eagles Dare

-I nearly froze to death in that damn plane. Why couldn’t you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically heated suit? I thought you loved me. -Can’t help what you think. -Lieutenant, in the next fifteen minutes we have to create enough confusion to get her out alive. -Major, right now...

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Movie Quotes from Ice Castles: Quotes from the movie Ice Castles

I dont miss you anymore Brian She’s headed for the big O, the big Olympics There’s a hand in front of you, grab it! We forgot about the flowers You’re so full of bullshit Marcus that it boggles the imagination! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Ice Castles’: Quotes from the movie ‘Ice Castles’

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Movie Quotes from Ice Age: The Meltdown: Quotes from the movie Ice Age: The Meltdown

(Syd singing) If your species has a future clap your hands (Syd, singing) Hey Manny, whats that sound? All the wooly mamoths in the ground Syd;Manny, who do u like better..me or diego? Manny:Diego..not even close tomorrow the day the vultures said we’re gonna die you have to forget the past if you...

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Movie Quotes from I Think I Do: Quotes from the movie I Think I Do

As they say, if you can’t fall in love with your best friend then who can you fall in love with? Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception. Whaddya want me to say, that it’s okay that Brendan’s gay? I’m sorry but I’m not having a politically correct nervous breakdown....

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Movie quotes from Framed, Frank and I and Frankenstein General Hospital. Great Movie quotes and lines.

–You’re giving me fashion tips at gunpoint? –Someone has to. It’s a small price to pay for an elegant life. Frank and I Patients aren’t just dying to get in…They’re dying to get out! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Framed, Frank and I and Frankenstein General Hospital. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from I Shot Andy Warhol: Quotes from the movie I Shot Andy Warhol

–Which painters do you like best? –Oh, all of them. –Why do you spend your time making underground films? –It’s easier than painting. It’s easier than painting. You have to go through a lot of sex to become anti-sex. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘I Shot Andy Warhol’: Quotes from the movie ‘I Shot...

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