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Julian Beever has been astounding crowds at street festivals and other venues for years, with his amazing 3d sidewalk images. His 3D art is so perfect, Many people who see the pictures of his pavement drawings even wonder if they are real, but some of his pictures wisely show the 3d images from...

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  InnocentEnglish.com was able to track down this rare English to Southern Dictionary, which, incomplete though it is, may help to unlock at least a small portion of the mystery that is Southspeak. In much the same way that Canada, primarily an English speaking country, has pockets in which...

  I don’t know if the otters in this youtube video are sea otters or river otters, but I’ve seen both in action and they are so playful, and full of enjoyment, it’s inspiring to watch them. At the Seattle Aquarium I saw two otters lock jaws and arms to form one long smooth log and roll and...

We’ve probably all heard people say stupid things at the office. We might have said 1 or 2 (hundred) ourselves. Here’s a collection of actual quotes people overheard their coworkers say. Some are funny, some are just stupid and a few are pretty sad… So here are funny things people overheard...

“I don’t get no respect.” Rodney Dangerfield made a career of these funny no respect one liners and jokes. It’s sad this crazy younger generation is growing up without the image of Rodney Dangerfield adjusting his tie and proclaiming “I get no respect, NO RESPECT I tell ya!” To get a...

We’ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isn’t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Here’s a collection of some of the best funny expressions for describing people who are a little, um, what’s the delicate way to say it? Stupid. Gee, I wish there were another way to...

The NORM Collection: Here’s a list of the funny responses, witty comebacks and smart ass answers to questions said by Norm Peterson when he walked into the bar on the TV show Cheers. Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. Coach: How about a...

  These are images and pics of real student exam and test answers, quiz responses and essays.   Funny Essay Test Answers #1: Influencian Person in World War 2: Jimmy McPerson   Funny Essay Test Answers #2: Biography of Walt Whitman   Funny Essay Test Answers #3: El Nido is Spanish   Funny...

Best Famous Quotes by: Irwin Edman, Bernard Edmonds, Bob Edwards, Bob Robert Alan Edwards, Edwin W. Edwards, Flora Edwards, Francis Edwards, Johathan Edwards, Tryon Edwards, Edward Eggleston, King Farouk of Egypt, Barbara Ehrenreich, Gretel Ehrlich, Max Ehrmann, Ralph Carl Eichelberger, Manfred...

To Switzerland During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone...

Yellow In The Grass First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away. What am I? Answer I am a Dandelion. Severely Vengeful Which of the men is so prudent and wise as to say who drives me on my path, when I rise up strong, at times severe, powerfully...

On The Run They are Dark, and always on the run. without the sun, would be none. Answer Shadows. Made Today Formed long ago, yet made today, Employed while others sleep. What none would freely give away. Nor any wish to keep. Answer A bed. Need a Tissue? I can run constantly without ever getting...

Full of T I begin with T, Have T in the middle, And end in T. What am I? Answer A Teapot! Bat Your… I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I? Answer Your Eyelashes! Two-Faced I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely....

I Accompany Life I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women’s eyes. What am I? Answer I am your hair. Wingless I Fly I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, as...

Walking or Running If I’m walking, then I must be running. However if I’m running, I may be walking. What am I? Answer A Treadmill. Woman’s Ring A man grabbed a woman’s ring and pulled on it, then dropped it. How did this save her life? Answer They were skydiving, and she was unconscious. He pulled...

King Tut King Tut died 120 years after King Eros was born. Their combined ages when they died was 100 years. King Eros died in the year 40 B.C. In what year was King Tut born? Answer King Tut was born in 20 B.C. There were 120 years between the birth of King Eros and the death of King Tut, but...