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More Really Cool Illusions
Optical Illusion #81: An armadillo rises from the fence. Optical Illusion #82: Camouflaged piglets are safe from their mommy tiger. Optical Illusion #83: The image looks like a man’s head from a distance. Optical Illusion #84: Can you count how many faces there are in this picture? Optical Illusion...
Read more →Crazy Optical Illusions
Optical Illusion #71: cool opical illusion of a one sided circle. Optical Illusion #72: An illusion of a woman. Optical Illusion #73: Another illusion of a woman. Optical Illusion #74: Yet another hidden woman illusion. Optical Illusion #75: How many people are in this image? Optical Illusion #76:...
Read more →Freaky and Strange Optical Illusions
Here are some more pretty cool, strange and freaky optical illusions Optical Illusion #61:  some kind of pencil or ink drawing. Optical Illusion #62: The building wall was not actually damaged or bombed, it’s an artwork illusion. Optical Illusion #63: Cool upside down optical illusion. Optical...
Read more →Magic Optical Illusion
Optical Illusion #31: How tall do you think this guy is? These perspective optical illusions are cool. Real photos of distant objects that look closer, etc. Optical Illusion #32: A PSP trick. Are those hi-tech googles? nope, just a psp optical illusion. Optical Illusion #33: A car within a van.Â...
Read more →Optical Illusion Pictures
  Optical Illusion #51: Is the middle character a letter or a number?   Optical Illusion #52: A cat and two men sitting on a table.   Optical Illusion #53: Count how many pencils there are in this image.   Optical Illusion #54: Is this girl spinning clockwise or counterclockwise? Are you...
Read more →Cool Optical Illusions
Optical Illusion #41: An aquarium illusion inside a truck. Optical Illusion #42: Bookshelf art illusion on a truck. Optical Illusion #43: Crazy illusion of a car on a train. Optical Illusion #44: Ride the pitbull. Optical Illusion #45: Amazing artwork of a disaster illusion.
Read more →Optical Illusion Art
Optical Illusion #21: Is the ferris wheel rotating clockwise or counter clockwise? Optical Illusion #22: Stare at the image for 30 seconds and then look at a blank wall. Optical Illusion #23: A chair with a 3d effect of a man sitting on it. Optical Illusion #24: A classic photographic illusion....
Read more →Free Optical Illusions
Optical Illusion #11: Illusion of angels and horses. Optical Illusion #13: Optical Illusion #14: Can you figure out what is going on with this strange photo of a castle and its reflection? Optical Illusion #15: There is a hidden face within the beans. How fast can you find it? Optical Illusion...
Read more →Amazing Optical Illusions
  Optical Illusion #1: stare at the center and notice what color the pink dots become. That color is NOT actually there.   Optical Illusion #2: There are 7 eagles in this very cool illusion painting.   Optical Illusion #3: Look at the sports car next to the van. It’s actually a car...
Read more →Moving and Motion Optical Illusions
These are really cool amazing moving optical illusions that make some people dizzy, sea sick or nauseous. They give people motion sickness because they trick the brain into believing there is movement where there shouldn’t be, and as the brain tries to re-orient, it actually causes more...
Read more →Riddles 50
1000 Bucks A man told his son that he would give him $1000 if he could accomplish the following task. The father gave his son ten envelopes and a thousand dollars, all in one dollar bills. He told his son, “Place the money in the envelopes in such a manner that no matter what number of dollars I...
Read more →Riddles 49
Makeovers What has endless makeovers, Doesn’t know it has a different look, And it can brighten up any dull room? Answer A wall. Penguin’s Egg Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin’s egg. Why not? Answer Penguins only live in Antartica. After Tomorrow If...
Read more →Riddles 48
Life Disappears You get many of me, but never enough. After the last one, your life soon will snuff. You may have one of me but one day a year, When the last one is gone, your life disappears.What am I? Answer Your birthday. Afraid To Go Home He was afraid to go home because of the man in the mask....
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Out Comes Black! What goes in the water red, and comes out black? Answer Iron. Hickory Dickory Dock! Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I? Answer A guillotine. Strange Visions I weaken all men for hours each day. I...
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Waterless Sea Large as a mountain, small as a pea, Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea. Answer Asteroids! Welcome The Day! I welcome the day with a show of light, I steathily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, But by the noon, alas! I’m gone. What am I? Answer The morning...
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Presidential Office President Clinton is listed as our 41st president, but only 40 men have held the office. Why? Answer Grover Cleveland held office during 2 nonconsecutive terms. He was our 22nd and 24th president. Exclusive Club A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the...
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Cat’s Best Friend What sneaks through doors and windows without knocking? What heats an unlit stove? What gives the cat a snug place to rest? Answer The sun! May Scar Though liquid in nature, don’t push me too far; for then I will break, and the damage may scar. What am I? Answer Glass. Ready For...
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Shiny Coat of Red I’m tempting, so it’s said, I have a shiny coat of red, And my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet, Taste good to eat, And help to guard your teeth. What am I? Answer I am an apple! Though Almost Blind Without a bridle, or a saddle, Across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those...
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Sleep All Day Why does a dragon sleep all day? Answer So it can hunt knights! Manhole Cover Why is a manhole cover round and not square? Can you think of two reasons? Answer 1: It can’t fall through the hole like a square one could. 2: It can easily be moved by rolling. Pencil Riddle Why is a...
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In Tarts What’s long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts? Answer Rhubarb. Quack Riddle What is a computer virus? Answer A terminal illness. Used Uselessly When I’m used, I’m useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am...
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