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Funny Pickup Line Song!! Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines. Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember,...

What are the best and most popular totally free online dating services and sites? This article will list some of the top free online dating sites. There are now literally thousands of online dating sites, many are catering to very specific categories (single, body-building crossword-loving bowlers...

The Best Online Dating Service Personals, Profiles and Romance Classified Ad Jokes Funny Jokes about Online Dating services and Dating. Here are a few to get started. There will be more soon… The following ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race...

The best really stupid sayings and quotes from bumper stickers, T-shirts, & graffiti.Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock. Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before...

Funny sayings:Sstupid and witty quotes and Funny Sayings from bumper stickers, T-shirts, graffiti etc. Funny Sayings: The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why do psychics have to ask...

The best funny quotes and really dumb sayings and quotes from bumper stickers, T-shirts, & graffiti. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard...

Some of the funniest deliberately bad starting paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is a yearly contest that seeks to find the worst deliberately terrible opening paragraphs to novels. It was named after Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton...

Some of the funniest bad opening paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is a yearly contest that seeks to find the worst deliberately terrible opening paragraphs to novels. It was named after Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), who...

Here are the top 15 internet news anagrams of 2006, plus 35 runner ups. These are anagrams of some of the popular website news terms, topics and buzzwords of the year.(An anagram is a new phrase created by rearranging the letters in a phrase.) Top 15 Internet News Anagrams of 2006: 1. Microsoft –...

Some of the funniest deliberately bad opening paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is a yearly contest that seeks to find the worst deliberately terrible opening paragraphs to novels. It was named after Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton...

Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid… Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you...

The best dumb and funny bumper stickers and great one liners from Tshirts and graffiti. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply Work is for people who don’t know how to fish. IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got. Cover me....

More Funny Questions: More of the best of those stupid, funny questions for you to think about… Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that,...

Some of the funniest bad opening paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is a yearly contest that seeks to find the worst deliberately terrible opening paragraphs to novels. It was named after Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), who...

Some of these limericks are suggestive, but they are still much more mild than many limericks out there, particularly the ones about a great many people from Nantucket, who apparently have quite a variety of very interesting social encounters…  Here are a some slightly clean limericks  On the...

  A few funny bathroom jokes:   The Lost Scroll of BartholomewThis is an excerpt from a scroll which was uncovered in a recent find near the Dead Sea, which actually has life in it, particularly during the weekends. The date on the scroll is 100 B.C., but some scholars believe the writer,...

Here are some good, funny and sometimes hard and challenging tongue twisters I’ll start with a couple of tongue twister songs I put together for my other site for kids songs, SongDrops.com. First, is the youtube video of tongue twister Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. I changed it a little...

The last few of these top 10 funniest limericks are suggestive, but they are still much more mild than many limericks out there, particularly the ones about a great many people from Nantucket, who apparently have quite a variety of very interesting social encounters… Â Â 1. Old Reggie McGarr I...

A Love Poem of the Transcendalist Mystic Emerson: The Flushing Bride This poem was recently found hidden in the back cover of a small locked diary which was inside a locked jewelry box hidden in the frame of an old sofa found inside a locked closet found in a recently discovered secret hallway of...

And Funny Clean Limericks: Here are some funny poems and good, clean limericks. Credit is given when it’s known. I heard that old Reggie McGarr Died peacefully, with his cigar, Peacefully dreaming,Not yelling and screaming Like the folks in the back of his car. -Albert Van Hoogmoed There was a...