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Top 10 Puns of all time The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway). She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat...

Here is a list of the top 100 boys names and top 100 girls names for 2006 according to a recent news story.If you are looking for a baby name for 2008, this is currently the most recent Social Security Administration list of popular and unique baby names, released in 2007 This data is slightly less...

Here are some anagrams from American Idol Coincidence? You decide… An anagram rearranges the letters of a word or phrase to make a new one. Also check out Amazing Celebrity Anagrams American Idol: Maliced on air. Redial in coma. Nice oral, maid. I can dream oil. Ryan Seacrest: Necessary Rat Nasty...

Here are some amazing anagrams of famous people. Mere coincidence? You decide… An anagram rearranges the letters of a word or phrase to make a new one. Most of these were discovered by Doug Yurchey, who wrote the article The secret world of anagrams. Also check out American Idol Anagrams •...

here are 9 ways to jailbreak faster ios 9.3 jailbreak here are nine ways to jailbreak better These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. Compiled from lyrics of love songs translated into English by ESL students. From...

Here is a list of the 1000 most popular names for boys and the 1000 most popular names for girls over from 2000-2005 All names are from the Social Security Administration, from S. S. card applications for U.S. births. The most popular 1000 baby boy names and baby girl names of this decade were...

InnocentEnglish.com began as a site to share my original collection of funny English mistakes I had collected from years of tutoring International students in English. It was also to promote my humor book of the same. A year later, the book had basically come and gone (mostly gone) and the website...

Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place. — Hal Lancaster Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. — Ken Lancaster Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. — Edwin H. Land Opportunities are usually disguised as...