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 Here are some funny and stupid celebrity poems from last year. Now that the site has comments set up, if you want to submit your own funny, stupid or timely celebrity poems, about recent celeb news or anything else Celeb, just send them in the comment form below. I try to keep the site pretty...

  Some of the funniest celebrity bloopers and quotes:   Classic Arnold: “The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger Honorary Doctorate: “I have an honorary doctorate at, uh.. oh god, where is it, some college [the University of...

An Inspirational Speech to the Nation By George W. Bush Compiled entirely out of actual Bush quotes, by InnocentEnglish.com My Fellow Americans, During these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings.1 I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I...

  Funniest Bush quotes for 2004 are:   10) “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.” —Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004 9) “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” —Washington, D.C., Jan....

  Funniest bush quotes for 2005 are:   “I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?” –in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (caught by TV cameras). 1) “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I...

Engrish is a slang term which refers to poor-quality attempts by Japanese writers to create English words and phrases; whether in mistranslation of an original Japanese language text, or in an attempt to create an original text in the English language. The Japanese-specific terms Japlish and...

  Best and funniest bush quotes of all time are:   Funny Video Compilation of Classic Bush mistakes and bloopers https://youtube.com/watch?v=pbsucGt-tvM The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far…) 1. It’s not easy to...

More real mistakes and mistatements from Church Sunday service bulletins and announcements.Some of these are mildly amusing, some are really funny, and some approach hilarious. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice....

A palindrome is a word or phrase that is the same whether it is read forwards or backwards. A good palindrome also makes sense. Here are some of best palindromes (sometimes spelled palendromes). Do geese see God? Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac Lisa Bonet ate no basil A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!...

According to several comedians, as compiled by GQ magazine Okay, so it’s impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the world. The list below was compiled with imput from several...

Top 10 Puns of all time The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway). She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat...

Here is a list of the top 100 boys names and top 100 girls names for 2006 according to a recent news story.If you are looking for a baby name for 2008, this is currently the most recent Social Security Administration list of popular and unique baby names, released in 2007 This data is slightly less...

Here are some anagrams from American Idol Coincidence? You decide… An anagram rearranges the letters of a word or phrase to make a new one. Also check out Amazing Celebrity Anagrams American Idol: Maliced on air. Redial in coma. Nice oral, maid. I can dream oil. Ryan Seacrest: Necessary Rat Nasty...

Here are some amazing anagrams of famous people. Mere coincidence? You decide… An anagram rearranges the letters of a word or phrase to make a new one. Most of these were discovered by Doug Yurchey, who wrote the article The secret world of anagrams. Also check out American Idol Anagrams •...

here are 9 ways to jailbreak faster ios 9.3 jailbreak here are nine ways to jailbreak better These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. Compiled from lyrics of love songs translated into English by ESL students. From...

Here is a list of the 1000 most popular names for boys and the 1000 most popular names for girls over from 2000-2005 All names are from the Social Security Administration, from S. S. card applications for U.S. births. The most popular 1000 baby boy names and baby girl names of this decade were...

InnocentEnglish.com began as a site to share my original collection of funny English mistakes I had collected from years of tutoring International students in English. It was also to promote my humor book of the same. A year later, the book had basically come and gone (mostly gone) and the website...

Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place. — Hal Lancaster Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. — Ken Lancaster Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. — Edwin H. Land Opportunities are usually disguised as...